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My Children when they smile. jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

K I'm going back to work! YOU TEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So wrong, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

The thing that pisses me off beyond belief and I can't seem to wrap a handle around. Get one nice and clean, try to keep it clean and work on another. Get that done, come back to the original, and it's now trash!!!!! Course some of this is kid management, some is me management. All of it can be quite irritating at times, but I"M WORKING ON IT.

EXACTLY!!!! That "energy" is bein redirected right now! Trust me, I redirect it all the time. I've been redirecting it for so long in fact it may be whats making me lose my mind. Somewhere in here I'll have to take care of that as well. Not now though, not yet, not ready for that at all. But, I can still flirt, thats harmless you know. You nailed it, I'm stopping to reply like a "coffee break". Since I don't smoke anymore, I can check the posts. Throwing away, goodwill, storing things, these are all at the top of the list and what I'm all about at this point. My Bar seems to be a place for everyone to leave laundry, I'm gonna kick their butts (lol and mine) and keep it clear.

LOL YOU'VE NAILED THE LAST SIX MONTHS FOR ME!!!! Done with the denial, tryin to clean it up, come back to life. Set my DZ sched this summer to every two weeks. Next weekend is DZ time. This one is let's get our head out of our ass weekend.

In honor of SkyBytch's ADIDAS thread and your avatar, it's a real tough thing not to turn this into a flirt post . So I'll resist. But, I'm thinking it. laters, jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok, trying to move forward, advance, change. House is a total disaster (in my book). Too much stuff per square foot. Eaten alive by disorganization. Eaten alive by things that just seem to have no "place". Eaten alive by broken things needing fixing. Stuck in a muck and can't seem to break free. Overwhelming chaotic and nutso. Need peace, need order. Anyone have the same issues? This does tie in to the old not enough time to do it all theory. The last six months have been about "white knuckling it" in regards to a marriage that isn't going to be fixed, and millions of other things. I seem to have just enough time to stay afloat, not enough to improve the situation. Freaking me out. I need order now!!! Anyone going through the same, or gone through and on the other side, advice would be appreciated. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Major Congrats to all of em... I have to tell you though, I'm amazed about the sunset load... I can't go to the dz without getting that load in. In fact, I believe out of the few jumps I've done (very low timer) that most of them were sunset or damn near it. The visuals are incredible aren't they? Peace jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Man Phil, Vibes to you, and hang in there. I have to say, and I hate to because it's probably obvious, but you best sick your lawyer on this bitch big time. I'd counter any accusations, I'd drag her ass into court and request a court ordered psychological review for her. I'd make it known in court that she is a threat, one that must be taken seriously. If she's this nuts Phil it should be possible to gather together a truck load of people (not even connected to you or your troubles) that she has fucked with in the past. Find them, subpoena them, go after her full bore before she seriously fucks you over to the point of no repair. My cousin died in prison in 77, he was put there by the same circumstances you just noted. After a month or so, he was found hung. My first wife tried to make claims like this too, the only problem was her own parents stood up and said that ther was no way there soninlaw would do the things she was saying, I was lucky, she could've gotten me in deep shit. Family, friends and many others told her to quit lying, so, she gave up... Don't screw around with this Phil, if your lawyer doesn't know how to properly deal with this shit, get a different one... Damn man, I'm frighened for you. Good Luck and if there is anything I can do for you shout. peace, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Oh YEAH!!!!!!!! Makes me long for some shrooms... ROFLMAO It's a gas, gas, gas...

THat makes more sense. Sounds like you were "doing your job" and it was business, not a morality question... Thanks for clarifying, truly, the earlier post had me worried. The most screwed up thing in this country is interpretation of moral fiber.... I agree, I don't like him either, yet he has to have a right to be heard. What blows my mind is people are still listening and thats just amazing... I'm not "offended" by jokes, nude women, or a little misbehavin from time to time, what blows my mind is the absolute abscence of anything else? How in the hell? Same thing? Every Day? Thanks for the inf Brian, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok Now I understand what both of you are saying and in essence it makes sense. However, the thing we all seem to forget regularly is usually the government, or a part of the government is a group of people that got together to ... So, that said, it seems the popular thing to do is to for everyone to automatically jump in and say "OH NO BUDDY NOT THAT DAMN GOVERNMENT THING AGAIN?... So, I understand, and agree partly (Where the hell is that beer?) however, like you say in your post Bill, "note that I am not saying thats what happened in Sterns casee"... So we all agree that he shouldn't be shut down because free speech should allow him to stay on. HOWEVER THAT STILL DOESN"T ANSWER WHAT BRIAN DID GETTING HIM SHUT DOWN IN CHICAGO. Wouldn't that have been a free speech case too Brian? Thats where I'm having a tough time... No I'm not stirring shit, just engaging in the spirit of this discussion... Truly, I think Sterns such a shit for brains we may be wasting good intellectual fuel here, but, for the sake of growth... So, Brian, could you give us more on how you took him out in Chicago? I am quite interested. Especially in the difference. jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Already been out for awhile Ed, It's called a cat, only problem is they don't have an on/off switch and theres no sensitivity adjustment... To which the women will reply "Sounds an awful lot like a guy". OUCH!!!!! It's a gas, gas, gas...

Help me here Brian, I'm a lil confused.... WTF??? Your got him thrown off the air in Chi town but you'll support him if they try to shut him down? Let me get six or twelve beers in me first here so I can understand this... I think he's a shit stain too, but do believe in freedom of speech, on that note, I just don't choose to listen to him. Would you please explain your position once again to me? I'm feelin really stupid on this one. Are you saying that if it was you getting him thrown off the air that was fine, but this time around, these guys are dumb asses? jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Quantum Leap, Sullivan Missouri... Fabulous place to call home, wonderful people. Nice piece of sky. Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Damn but you are good. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

As immature as I can be. As much of an AssHat as I can be. I couldn't begin to compete in Howard Sterns class. King of All Media? Huh, hey babe, show me your tits. Yeah, there you go, theres Howards show. Anyone Bored with it yet? He's a perpetual thirteen year old boy that plays with himself too much. THere is nothing original at all about him or his show. Make people look stupid and make women look like nothing but screw toys. Nice Job Howard, ASS. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Thanks Everyone. I believe I'll keep it and take the time to learn now instead of relearn down the road. The thought of having to change habits later instead of just developing the right ones now with this one, one outweighs the other. I sincerely appreciate all the suggestions. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

K Workin on my A, almost there, been sayin it for awhile. Anyhow. My rig in my room, lays there waiting to jump. It has a collapsible pilot chute. I've packed it numerous times, screwed with "setting it" tons. Everytime I seem to get it right, but never feel real good with it.... It's fucking with my head. Mocking me. Laying there taunting me. I keep thinking, the first time I jump it, or the third whatever, I'll screw up the pilot chute and throw out a dangling piece of crap that isn't cocked. Is it stupid of me to be thinking of replacing it with a regular pilot chute until I get used to A, jumping my own shit, and b, packing my own shit... I'm just thinking I could put it away for awhile till I feel comfortable doing all of the above? Is this a stupid thought on my part? Thanks, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

K Fuckit I'm listening to one of Jan's Radio Interviews. Connected to her website. Obviously were dealing with someone that is, um, well, professional. I don't want any cheese with my Wine, but, I'd still wish everyone would keep their profile updated, helps us dummies know "WHO" is talking. peace, jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

I thought it great too Lisa. But couldn't find out ANYTHING about the author. Why do people not fill out their profiles? Not trying to hijack this thread, truly, just trying to learn more about the author. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Big CONGRATS!!!!! COMIN UP BEHIND YA!

That goes both ways though Val. Women are always carryin on about sensitivity, romance, love, compassion, warmth, etc..etc...etc... Every guy on this site either is like that or has a friend that has all that, and he's the one thats alone. Always. Mr Nice, Sensitive and Romantic, and the women think he's a milk toast. Women want a guy thats a little messed up. A PROTECTOR. You know, a real fixer upper. Hot bod, a little stupid (but hey you'll work on that right?), not necessarily romantic, but a little lingerie will help right??? Find a guy that has "EVERYTHING" you'll find a guy thats alone. FIND A COMPLETE ASS. You'll find a guy that the girls can't leave alone. They'll form support groups around him. Discuss how dreamy his eyes are, yet how incapable he is of sharing his feelings... How great he is in bed, but how you keep catchin him eyin up your sister... Find Mr. Warm guy and you'll find a guy that has tons of female friends, but only actually gets laid every three years when the moon is full. SSDD It's on both sides of the table. We all know that a relationship that exists on the basis of pure sexuality will fail. The opposite side is a relationship without any will fail. So Where's the medium? I love beautiful women, but I love a smart ass even more. Or, warmth, true, complete warmth. Beauty has to come at all levels, and pure superficial beauty in the form of complete perfection, well hell, it's been said time and time again, somehow you end up losing on all other fronts. BUT, IT"S BOTH SIDES BEHAVIN THE SAME IN THIS SHIT. NATURE FUCKS WITH US ALL. MAKES US FALL FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SHITHEADS

Pat McGowan is fabulous is he not? I had an intensely good time there in January Michele. More fun than I could've imagined. Mainly due to Pat's attitude, willingness to teach and overall professionalism. Also because Rosa was sweet and came out to meet me. Glad you enjoyed yourself as well. Blue Skies Michele, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...