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  1. ifall

    I'm in love

    Could this be some new kind of screen cleaner???
  2. Amen. Class is out everyone.
  3. ifall

    Caption this

    Hell yeah, probably ONE of the best all around movies ever made. I'm surprised no-one beat me to it.
  4. ifall

    Is this true?

    I don't think you'll find "belive" either
  5. ifall

    Caption this

    "De chicks cannot hold de smoke in, thats what it iz."
  6. What kills me is that I have seen people come into the bathroom, wash their hands, THEN do their thing, and leave. WTF's the point? I thought I was weird 'cause I open the door with the paper towel I dried my hands with.
  7. ifall

    Scorched3D

    It's addictive. We found it yesterday. We are doing a server migration and while we were migrating mail stores we got a network game going, it was difficult to stop. Enjoy
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    Scorched3D

    For those of y'all who used to play the DOS version of scorched earth. On the first page click on files at the top of the screen, you'll be directed to a download page. http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/
  9. Nice one!!! A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''ROARRRR!''"
  10. A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, we're not gonna have any of that sh*t in our garden."
  11. I love that song. Thanks, finally got a good song stuck in my head.
  12. I always have some song stuck in my head. Most the time it's a dorky ass song and I always wonder how it got ther 'cause I hadn't heard it lately. I have a madonna song stuck in my head right now (from the '80s) and I hate her!!!
  13. Way to go man, keep up the good work.
  14. Good luck, car troubles can be crippling, even if you can do all the labor yourself.
  15. A friend of mine bought an engine from a rolled jetta at a junk yard for less than the total cost in her situation. Pretty low mileage too. Granted he dropped it in his car himself.
  16. From what I've heard it is pretty rare at that mileage. I am assuming it is a four cylinder is that correct? I thought most passats only came with VR6's but I found out just recenlty they have the four cylinder option. If it is a vr6 then that is even more rare since they have timing chains on them instead of belts. I am not a mechanic but I used to have a corrado with a vr6 and did all the work on it myself. Seems like the labor cost is a little high on it though, $85 an hour? Maybe it's gone up since I last dealt with a mechanic though. Parts prices seem right though. edit: sorry, man all those posts just while I was typing.
  17. Thunder muffin??? Now that's scary.
  18. Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Grey Guy Secret Identity: Michael Miller Special Power: Walk through walls Transportation: Turbo Motorcycle Weapon: X-Ray Pistol Costume: Leopard Skin Overalls Sidekick: Odd Job Nemesis: Arnold the Puzzler Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz Wow... That's fun. Check out my new leopard skin overalls. Here I come to save the day!!
  19. Your mommas so fat when she sits in the tub the water in the toilet rises.
  20. Missed it again today, stuck at work all day..... Still on the phone w/microsoft. Looks like I'll be buying the DVD. Thanks.....
  21. ifall

    Beautiful Day!!

    Well, I've been savin' so if it's nice tommorrow I may start AFF. That is, if the DZ is offering it this early in the season. Oh, and if exchange doesn't give me any more problems.
  22. ifall

    Beautiful Day!!

    It is absolutely gorgeous here in Cincy today, but am I out enjoying it? Noooooo, our exchange server decided I don't deserve a nice day off to play in the sun. So, anyway, hope y'all are having a better day. Just had to vent, thanks for your time....
  23. Cool, thanks. I was pissed this morning when I read this and realised I missed the show. I was going to try and see if it was available on DVD.
  24. After reading this one all the others just sounded like blah blah blah blah blah blah shower