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Possibly screwed up the best relationship I've been in due to alcohol and my inability to keep my mouth shut and said some things I didn't mean.

Clicky Very funny!!! Ok, Hilarious!!!

My little guy Angus. He was rescued from an abusive owner who left him locked in a room with no food or water after he moved out.

May or may not be classified as wierd but it is NSFW.

It's just an excuse to play hooky we're still hardy folks It started snowing here about an hour ago and I'm working on getting the boss to let me out because I have a 35 minute drive and I have to deal with people who should get their keys taken away when it snows.

Go into tools and options and delete all you temp files and cookies. This worked for me when I couldn't access out Citrix farm through our nfuse server. Basically if there are too many it couldn't find a launch.asp file. Worth a shot

I work at a drive-thru part time for a little extra money and a girl I used to date briefly 10 years ago came through with her sister a little bit ago. She has just moved back here from Florida and literally lives a block from me. We are dating again as of last week. It's MUCH better this time.

Talk like a pirate day was in September.

I almost put back what I was about to buy from that store.

Saw a sign the other day that said "Homemade chilli" the other day and it was like someone raked their fingers across a chalk board. I also h8 when ppl spell everything like it sounds. It actually takes u longer to read sumtyms. They think it's cute.

That's what's got me. Learning how to budget myself better so I can finish AFP within a couple weeks next year. Skydiving (the very little I've done) has helped me be more conservative with my money.

Holy shit!!! That is hilarious!!!!

Welcome. It's nice here in the fall. Colorful.

On the side of the dashboard facing the door?

Have you checked the engine compartment? Not sure what side it may be on a Lexus but I've seen a lot of them on the passenger side up close to the firewall.

Exactly. I got it in an email and just copied the whole thing. I thought about taking that foaf part.

This is long but well worth it. Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner plans for Saturday night. Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either throwing up or using the bathroom. After several hours of this, he is able to stop throwing up, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute ride). They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without interruption, but he has to go back again during the entrees. They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look like a complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh crap," he thinks (and feels). Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan pants (a) start to smell, or (b) start to show stains on the outside. He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap. Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at last week?" he asks. "No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies. They go into the Gap. Fortunately, at the Gap, men's fashions are on the right, women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the khakis. After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current outfit, he brings both items to the register. His eyes are on his date (still on the other side of the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants." "What?" asks the Gap girl. "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.) Gap girl: "Oh, OK." He pays for the pants and walks over to his date; then they leave the store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just the sweater.

I hadn't heard of that one so I looked it up and it does sound VERY good. I'm going to keep an eye out for that one. I've seen Crash a few times now just because I like it so much. Sandra Bullock's role was totally polar of most her other roles. So what did you end up getting Kid Icarus?

Crash. Probably the best movie I've seen this year.

Damn dude, your typing skills have improved tremendously. It didn't take forever to read your post. Ok, back to the regularly scheduled program.

Same here. I think a ton of people here do too.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/359.html http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/292.html edit: Damn dude, that second one is some serious shit!!

Everytime I come across this thread I seem to read it as: Fellatio Rules!!!!

Oops, there I go jumping to conclusions again.

Done it. I've also got those collars for my dogs and accidentally walked too close to the fence with my hand on both nodes and I'd have to say it's a bit stronger than a 9-volt. I don't think it's so strong to the point of being cruel though. I know I got the hell away from that fence quicker than I thought possible.