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Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone. After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows." Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"

My girlfriend's birthday is that day and shes going to make her jump.

They have the end result as well in their gallery. http://www.break.com/index/bb7242.html Smart kid. edit: At the bottom right side of the picture you can click on the link to see xrays of his broken arm.

The skyline burritos are pretty good as well. After having one thats usually what I get.

Pre-second. Just say first. Maybe when someone says that they should owe twice.

Yeah, I projectile vomited when I opened that in my email.

Yep, lmao!!! Its my payback for all the ones I've been dumb enough to open here.

It was emailed to me.

You were warned. Haha!!!

NSFW!!! Actually, probably NSFA

Maybe if we had more mothers/fathers like this mother we'd have a lot less crime and violence in this society. Way to go mom!!

Is this the same kid in this video? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/bestrapper.html

Yummy http://www.feckoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/vlcsnap-29387.jpg

Maybe that's why you wake up before you get bitten.

Yet no one has thanked you so I'll be the first. Thank you

This is too funny!!!

What the hell. http://www.myspace.com/funjumper I got bored and started messing around with that site one day.

These are fun. How to make a ifall Ingredients: 5 parts friendliness 3 parts humour 3 parts instinct Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring How to make a Michael Ingredients: 1 part pride 1 part arrogance 1 part energy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

The ceremony itself is really just meant to be about the two of you. The guests only really go for the reception anyway. I'd say go to Hawaii and party it up with your friends with a reception when you get back. Have fun!!!

That was perfect!

Congrats!!! Good choice in beer!!

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

Yeah, I was disappointed. The OCD one is the one I saw last night that has the commercial for the same show featuring a skydiver.

I was bored last night and flipping through the channels and caught a good episode of True Life. They had a commercial for this episode you're talking about. It's on tonight at 10. I plan on recording it. -Mike