Bolas

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  1. Nope, but your golf cart did. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. The machine runs on methane gas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Nope, you've got 2 dads like everyone else, you have to decide which one is Paul Reiser and which one is Greg Evigan. Obscure reference Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. I was 6, he offered me some candy and... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. It has a name, or at least an acronym: P.O.S. - Portable Obnoxious Sombrero When I was a kid I would combine cusswords. I used to call people fuckass.
  6. Don't forget your sock puppets. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. April (Hottielicious) is an extremely cool chick. She does drink, but not very often.
  8. How did you spiral fracture? Had you broken it before and still had metal? Heal completely quickly.
  9. Did you know the world gullible is not in the dictionary? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas

    Scuba?

    You can be replaced very easily by electric toys ya know That was supposed to be a compliment. Little - Hah!!! - 33% Old - Nope, your only as old as you feel - 33% Lady - This was the one that I was unsure of so I didn't say 100%. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas

    Scuba?

    Over 66% of the adjectives in that sentence are wrong. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. At one point my friends were threatening that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Lackanookie - sounds like the name of a summer camp. I went 25 + years once. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Yes that is a fun thing to do... Especially on a train.
  15. I've just one thing to say to that: EEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. You're a doctor? But you're a woman. Oops, wrong thread. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Ah, Sun systems. (Wearing my propeller hat) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Git yo ass back in the kichun and wash those dishes. Take off dem shoes, aren't you 6 months pregnant? We must stop the sufferage of women. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Giving away their secret ingredient... tsk tsk. Client privilege violation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas

    Bow Down To Me

    bow down before the one you serve. you're going to get what you deserve. foreshadowing? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Through her inner ear canal. Where else does one get impaled by a penis? You had sex ed in Kansas, didn't you? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Contracts, unions. No wonder all the postwhore jobs are going overseas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Are the international phone sex lines really that much better?
  24. I was gonna say it was a common ailment among women and likely the result of an oral semen deficiency. Blues, Dave Fixed it for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. I didn't know Spence had family in New York. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.