Bolas

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  1. Bolas

    caption this

    They told me to put my best face forward. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. I think it will be easier to just mention the things that are OK with you: You skydive, you party. Every other last thing about you is WRONG!!!!
  3. Bolas

    DZ Easter games

    From a DZO: I've come up with an idea to eliminate both the swoopers (wanting cheaper rates) and the usual problem of unattended children. The logic was always there. We will simply put out easter eggs along the swoop course, and invite the children to hunt for eggs at the beginning of each round. By round three, both problems should take care of themselves. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. J, before I met you I thought "what a pompous asshole." After meeting you, I realize you're not pompous. Actually, I think I met you in person before online. Thomaston Halloween Freefly Festival, 2004, right? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Dream on Miss "Please vote for me in the lesbian poll." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. It's not you, it's your potty mouth. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Why don't you go into detail, there are way too many kittens in here. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. You should never mix alcohol and starches......with out the presence of Red Bull too. But Dawn drinks Stoli so the Grey Goose is probably out. Yeah, but Stoli potato juice didn't rhyme. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. I think you should also bring her some Grey Goose Potato Juice. Ya'll have fun. I have to work easter. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Just was talking to 2fat2fly, he's on his way back from Sun'n'Fun and might stop by. He's on the DD list so call him, give him directions and harass him.
  11. Dude, I've seen your wife and she is a hottay. Either you had reverse beer goggles or you met her at a party at the Playboy mansion. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Since you blabbed everything else, wtf isn't their insurance covering it? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Guess you have to chose: Tea or 'tang? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. You should do what Yardhippie did to find things like culture, tea, wine, and sushi in Arkansas... Move to Atlanata. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. No, they give great blow jobs because they have to. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas

    Would you?

    Ahem: Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Sorry, I saw you were 23 and no longer cared what an old woman like you thinks. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Welcome to the zoo. Post a pic of yourself in the "If you're still a hottie and you still know it...." post in this thread. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. The animal shelter? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Whaddya mean??? Al never has a problem at them!!! Exactly, you'll never earn your star ratings with an attitude like that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. I wonder what his take is on people who use jacked up pick 'em up trucks as their avatar. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTSKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. You don't like rhyme? Just right now or all the time? Maybe if I go get an Orange I can change... CRAP!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.