Bolas

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  1. It's different if you are dealing with a sober one-upper... The key to dealing with them is just start making up stuff for them to try to one-up. You: Last weekend, I went buffalo hunting... Them: That's nothing, I went bald eagle hunting with a crossbow... (Works best if you have some co-workers around to laugh at them with ya) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Okay, how to say this without breaking forum rules... You must know some hairy pre-teens then. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. But then we'd get to see the honeymoon video... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. That and: "I love him/her to death but..." or if it's really bad preceded by: "Don't get me wrong..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. So it'd be just like most dropzones? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. HEY!!! He combs his hair different too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Isn't that the same these days? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. You're right, I don't want to "loose a turn" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Summary: Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Stupid people can be very entertaining... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Screw the doctors, fireman, and police, I was a programmer damnit... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Alcohol solves no ones problems... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERxtri8glLE Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. I did see all the Supermans but that was long ago... I-mockery? I used to love that site.
  14. Bolas

    It's ME time!

    No, no. It's fine... The women still have to be skinny... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. The two chicks wrapped in the hose in April was my fav...
  16. Might as well ask for a goose that lays golden eggs... I might be up for night rafting. Anybody want to go in on a cabin? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. They never said who she slept with, I just kinda figured it was Clark. Of course there was the "I spent the night with Superman" article. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. The biggest problem with new homes is they are all in subdivisions with goofy covenants: No RV's, no clotheslines, no running naked in your front yard. My place is only 10 years old but it came with a one year warranty. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Total spoiler alert: She thought "Clark" was the father of her kid so she must now know the truth. We'll just have to wait for Superman 6... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Florida rocks!!! I once jumped at Deland, Titusville, and Sebastian all in one day. Probably could have made Lake Wales too, if I hadn't hung around and had a few at the Zoo bar. 2-2 1/2 hours to turbines, 1 hour plus to a Cessna DZ. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. PM sent Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. PM Sent Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. You mean this? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Kinda like spank bank... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Still annoyed they dropped the subtitle "Passion of the Clerks" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.