Bolas

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  1. You bitch!!! I was actually asking for other people. I had forgotten/repressed that.
  2. Just in case skydivermom missed it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Most of the people from Orange don't post here. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. What about the lower left corner of your box? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. [Bill Clinton]I did not have sexual relations with that woman... [/Bill Clinton] but not for lack of trying... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. We assholes certainly are a large group (almost 4000) http://themuffbrothers.com/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Accessories, System tools, Character Map. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. I don't think you should always expect bodice ripping passion, but if the spark is truly gone, just move on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. I like this one with the long hair. (go figure) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. [Rocky Balboa] I na ova til lis ova [/Rocky Balboa] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Uhm, just out of curiousity? How many kids do you have? 0, and don't want any, but I am very familiar with this situation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Love (to me) means doing what makes the other person happy. Even if what they want to be happy means not you, sometimes you have to let them go. Staying together for the sake of the kids is a bullshit reason. Kids are better off with two happy parents in separate houses than two miserable, bitter, angry ones in one. Being "friends" in this scenario is destined to fail badly. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. None? [shit stirring] And here I thought Texas jumpers were cool. [/shit stirring] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Sounds like an open marriage would be a better option. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. If there weren't I'd be very surprised. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Not a road to go down. I know somebody in a loveless situation. Has been making excuses for why they are still together and is basically miserable and the situation is very uncomfortable for family and friends. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. The past being this past weekend? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Geez, give Spence a little time to organize it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Cledus T. Judd - Swingin' Let's dance!!! UH... (Yes ma'am... Is Charlotte Johnson at home by chance? Uh yea ma'am we're supposed to have a date tonight. Where we going? I'll tell you where we're going... Swinging) There's a little girl, living in my neighborhood Her name is Charlotte Johnson mmm mmm lookin good I had to go and see her, so I called her on the phone Walked over to her house, and this was goin' on Her brother was on the sofa, eatin' chocolate pie Her momma was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry Her daddy was in the back yard rollin up a garden hose And I was on the porch with Charlotte feelin' love down to my toes Chorus: And we were swingin' (swinging) Yeah we were swingin' (swinging) Little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sing I can't believe it started on the front porch in a swing Just swingin' (swingin) Just swingin' (swingin) Now Charlotte she's a darlin she's the apple of my eye When I'm on the swing with her it makes me oh so high Now Charlotte is my lover and she has been since the spring I can't believe it started on her front porch in the swing Chorus Repeat Chorus Here we go... Me and Charlotte sittin on the porch swing Eating moon pies sipping on the Real Thing Daddy comes out with a 12 gauge shotgun Had a flashback from his days in Viet Nam Honey please you're my daughter I guess she forgot all the things I taught her Shot gun blast my ears ringing on the front porch... UH Chorus That's what we were doing Swingin Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. He probably has a pierced taint. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Do they have kyaks for rent too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Makes me wonder, has anyone ever tattooed "clothes" on their body? Kinda like body paint or latex but tattooed? Something like crotchless panties or an open bra? (Thinking out loud) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. If he's going with ya'll to see a chick flick it should be called "Eric is gay night." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. 5:30 AM? Last time I was up then was cuz I was still awake. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. She's got to teach herself a lesson, stop "dating" herself for a month. However she can still "date" others. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.