Bolas
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Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's blasphemy!!! Oh wait, never mind. Commandments don't say anything about whorshipping others. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Waddya mean it's not centered? Just take the damn pic already. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Neocon. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I thought you were a dude That was so yesterday. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's like the tenth time I have heard/read that term used in the past two days. It must be the phrase of the week. AN-2. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'm weird. I prefer scantily clad women to naked most of the time. I love lingerie.
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You only wish you gave these women a burning sensation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You should save your strap-on for date 2. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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1. Make lots and lots of belly jumps. Then do a freefly jump and you'll nail it. 2. Keep them in your pants. You won't be able to shower or change pants fbut ever other week. 3. Yes. Wait til you own your place and then you'll see just how big an asshole they can be. 4. He/she has gender issues. Invite him/her out to a spa/makeover and shopping for slutty clubwear. Once you get her all dressed up she'll be okay. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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1. Shoe size. 2. No, but ironically more flammable for some reason. 3. They feel that because they have an opinion on something (that they have very little chance of changing) they should share it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Before he moved to the US, his last name was Upderpoopenshutz. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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1. We're checking my any diamonds we may have created. Some people can create more than others. 2. Grapes are green. Purple grapes are just painted. Same with purple grape juice. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Unless they're called stench blossoms. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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1. No, use gaffers tape. 2. Everything else you've ever heard on TV is correct. They were only wrong in this instance. 3. If you miss them entirely they will be. Just move the decimal point on your payment 1-6 spaces to the left instead. They love that joke. 4. Paint it camouflage and park it on the street. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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This man has the solution Yeahbutt...anything that doesn't have this facial affect? Ewwwwwwwww!!! Swallow the hose on your shop vac and turn it on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ya'll'd have to move to Utah to do that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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This man has the solution Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You did not put enough airholes in the trunk. She has become delusional from lack of oxygen. Put a few more airholes in the trunk but gag her. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Your not feeding it enough ink. Bluetooth enabled cats can crap documents for dogs to retrieve. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Here: http://www.funny-games.biz/splash-back.html Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You locked them in your truck. The bad news is the spare key you kept in the bumper fell out 3 months ago. You're gonna have to use a coat hanger, again. Okay...now I got another question.... Is it possible to polish out hangar scratches on the paint ? Yes, use Nu Finish. The once a year car polish. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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As you drift off to sleep, pinch your hands with the other hand. Or just pinch your nipples. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The alpha dog gets to eat the cat turds. The dog gets very confused by the turds sitting there. It knows it's not the alpha dog so it tries to put the turd in its mouth to carry to the superior dogs (humans) but it just tastes so good they eat it. Once it does that the dog feels guilty and tries to make up for it by giving any part of that turd back by licking faces. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.