Bolas
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1. Last time I was really drunk except for last weekend (didn't have my phone) was Dublin. As for why no other calls: 2. I dunno. I'll give it to her.
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I'd pluck it. Is that considered animal cruelty or just foreplay? That depends on what the chicken is wearing. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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They don't like people taking their ideas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'd pluck it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Only one person can do that. Daniel Craig. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It means that your breasts are going to get bigger. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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1. So they can close when robbed. 2. Your pen starts ripping the paper. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Your actually supposed to ride the line on two wheels (or one if a motorcycle). Police very rarely enforce this though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Being nice and having fun are polar opposites. To have fun, ya gotta be mean. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It's all about the riser length and pilot chute size. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You remember that trip you made to Tijuana? By the way, the goat wants kid support. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Actually fruit used to be polka dotted and paisley. Good thing we use chemicals on everything. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Man, dark is like so much faster man. You can't even begin to calculate the speed of dark, man without using a bowling ball and a rug. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It does, normally I don't even have one but I needed something to equal out the drag of my feet in the water. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Midget hookers are a more concentrated form of hookers. They are also like premium wine. You get what you pay for. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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1. 1.5013093754529657235677197216425e+68 2. We are here because God, aliens, dinosaurs, Mrs. Timmon's bridge club, the Juarthetog beast or Glicknog 5, and the full cast and crew of the play Pootastic (except for the platypi) all decide to have a fancy dress party. Well one of the aliens had a little too much of the bridge club's Mint Juleps and spilled some on the platypi (who snuck in) which of course which they drank. On thing lead to another, a drunk platypus tries to ride the beast, yadda, yadda, yadda, you got us. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You locked them in your truck. The bad news is the spare key you kept in the bumper fell out 3 months ago. You're gonna have to use a coat hanger, again. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Considerign your current age, income, personality... 0 - You will be running from the cops in a stolen Porsche with a Victoria's Secret Model as a hostage. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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[fawr-tee] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Names created while drunk are notoriously hard to spell. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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1. Women want someone to challenge them and tell them the truth. However, when you do it, you're an asshole. 2. No. Adam had no belly button, nor did Eve. They were the ones made in his image. When God got mad at us for eating fruit, he then cursed women to pregnancy and both to belly buttons. 3. No. Cell phones do effect your brain chemistry and make you hornier though. This is another reason why the porn industry is booming. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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How come 'Iceman' would rather ask 'Sunshine'? He's jealous of my expert knowledge. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The sores will not go away until you stop picking at them. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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After this comment in another thread by Sartre: Here's your chance to get my expert opinion on any subject: Swooping BigWays VRW Motorcycles Medicine Powertrains Meaning of Life Anything at all AT NO COST TO YOU Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The stoners were right? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.