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The Big Lebowski Boogie at Cross Keys Labor Day Weekend!
Bolas replied to FFAdventures's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Wha? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Not sure what this thread is about, but here's definitely one time you have to wait... Wait until she's between contractions. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The roast billy vance thread, now this is funny shit
Bolas replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
They must be part of the "club" too. Wahoo, I'm farking INFAMOUS Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Windcatcher was the master of that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I've got to stop playing this game. Free Character: Name: Grobnork Pw: Grobnork Level 9. I unequipped all his stuff. So he's basically a punching bag right now. P.S.: Someone kill/mug Glockslap for me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'm not on the Bonfire much but just want to say each person who posts in here regularly is kinda special. Some are "short bus" special. Each can be entertaining in its own way.
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I tried. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I was tempted to make a comment about having a vague recollection of a Halloween Boogie in Atlanta last year. But when I thought about it, all I had was vague fuzzy memories. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Lost Prairie 2007 40th Anniversary Boogie
Bolas replied to Amazon's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Stupid yellow labels Zoom in on them. They have great writing. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Beach jumps? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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competition for both non-swoopers and swoopers?
Bolas replied to mikker's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
Now that's somethin I'd like to see....... The guys on Monkey claw used to do it. They even gave pointers on when to breathe, when to grab the beer and then how to finish the flare. The look of disbelief on everyone's face of the explanation was priceless. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
They didn't. They never learn. Borats and balloons, oh my. What a great time. Met new people, caught up with old people. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Velocity? Future? Competition Regulations?
Bolas replied to CKSCUBA's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
I think it's a good idea, just gotta bust on ya comparing swooping to stock car/NASCAR. Chase for the PST cup Canopy of tomorrow. Ignoring chow flags and continuing to swoop You're wandering all over the swoop lane! Yeah, well this son of a bitch just slammed into me. No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *bumped endsails with* you. And bumpin, son, is swoopin'. Okay, redneck humor over. Carry on everyone. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
It's not blasphemy - it's strong truth. It's just that there's a sticking point. it's in this part - "if everyone" that 'everyone' part is a slightly difficult goal [flashing]some might argue that this is the side effect of promoting skydiving for 'everyone'...[/flashing] Thank god. Someone actually gets it.
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Doing some searches on this forum, the only issues I saw with Cypreses were radio frequency problems 4-5 years ago which have been addressed. I did see one thread where a Cypres opened in a CRW formation, but this was many years ago and according to the op the Cypres was beyond it's 12 year lifecycle. Has anything occurred since those incidents with in date Cypres units? What about any other current technology AAD? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Shhhh!!!! We jumping all day Friday? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Hot chicks go quick. You could always come back out for round 2. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Boobiefest 2007! Skydive Atlanta Thomaston,GA
Bolas replied to JesSke's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I remember it as her asking me if she could touch your boobs. That is absolutely NOT how I remember it, I don't even think you were around when she asked me. Maybe it wasn't the first time you met, maybe it was the first time she saw the two of us together. I do remember telling her, "It's not my decision to make." Ya'll have fun at "Brie grabbin' Boobiefest." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Skydive Carolina (South Carolina) has a bunkhouse, showers, and good camping. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I haven't jumped at Titusville in a few years, right before Mike X left. They have a really nice view from altitude of the ocean and the space center. The people were friendly too.
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Boobiefest 2007! Skydive Atlanta Thomaston,GA
Bolas replied to JesSke's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I remember it as her asking me if she could touch your boobs. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
HAHAHAHAHA!! She was asking for me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Is it possible to create a difference between hook turns and swooping? From what I've seen, the best, longest, and safest swoops come from gradual carving turns that build up speed that start high and leave room for adjustments/bailout. Maybe it's just semantics, but I consider a "hook" turn one that is started much lower to the ground with little to no room for error. More like a quick toggle turn, but instead the front risers are jerked down. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Page not going to new posts when I go to a thread
Bolas replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Error and Bug Reports
Empty your Temporary Internet Files and Cookies. In IE 7: Click Tools, Delete Browsing History. Choose what you want to delete. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Lost Prairie 2007 40th Anniversary Boogie
Bolas replied to Amazon's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Check my sig line. I already updated the counter. You've got 350+ days to figure out how to make it say "sleeps." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.