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I'm sorry everyone. That was inappropriate. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You just need to get over the oral fixation. When a friend of mine's girlfriend quit smoking he was "on call" 24/7. He didn't seem to mind though.
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Insert coathanger joke Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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So the lesson is don't die or we'll talk all sappy about you forever? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Holy Crap!!! Remind me to never piss you off. Either that or never tell ya where I live. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You might want to talk to DaGimp about that. Only if someone posts pictures. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Girl, I Live in Georgia.. Round here, Wresslin is serious bidness. It's called rasslin' ya yankee. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Those two are actually related and cyclical. Before baseball the sky used to be orange. For some reason baseball players thought the orange sky was bad for their balls so they'd constantly shift and cover them. This released massive amounts of ball sweat moisture which made the sky start to turn blue. The ball players feared the blue even more so they shifted and covered their balls more which made the sky even bluer. This is one reason why the sky always seems bluest at a baseball game. If it turned the sky blue, wouldn't it turn their hands blue, too? No. The ball sweat molecules only react with the water vapor in the air. The pH of their hands also negates any color changes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Breaking thie window is not the way. If you have a shredded tire the proper method is to take it off, fill with animal or human waste, cover with gas, set on fire and then roll it into the store. They will give you a full refund AND 4 new tires. You will not get arrested, but even if you did I know you've got friends on the force. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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2 crack rocks for anal. 1 crack rock for oral. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Start between her boobs and go straight down. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Those two are actually related and cyclical. Before baseball the sky used to be orange. For some reason baseball players thought the orange sky was bad for their balls so they'd constantly shift and cover them. This released massive amounts of ball sweat moisture which made the sky start to turn blue. The ball players feared the blue even more so they shifted and covered their balls more which made the sky even bluer. This is one reason why the sky always seems bluest at a baseball game. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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When climaxing if the only thing that comes out is air... you probably should cut back. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Negawhat? What are you blabbering about? Is this some sort of old timey thing? I've never heard of such thing. I have the digital pics saved.
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The roast billy vance thread, now this is funny shit
Bolas replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
He's not the only one. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
I think I'll go with cider and masturbation tonight. I'll check back tomorrow and tell you how it works. I dare someone to say, "Need a hand?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Thanks for the heads up. PW changed. I hardly go on there these days. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Aargh!!! I can't login. I tried my myspace name and pw, email name and pw, bank account and PIN, even all my credit card numbers. Nothing works. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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And that word is fucktard. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The roast billy vance thread, now this is funny shit
Bolas replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
Is Squeak drunk? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Like most americans I get my news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
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Sigh. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Nah, I routinely walk around boogies with a bottle of Wild Turkey 101.
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Didn't you get one as a thankyou gift for being the DD on guys night? She probably was offered one. Woah, wait. I meant a plastic "hammer." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You're the one that's not ready so I can't do it without outing both of us. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.