Bolas

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  1. Shouldn't that be the opposite? Wouldn't that be for oral sex? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. And you only would do it for procreation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Come on come all to Druglin Boogie 2008 St. Patricks Day Weekend in Dublin Georgia. To honor county rules now being enforced we've had to make some changes and get a new sponsor. (picture attached) This is now a dry event. No alcohol of any kind is allowed. Hash, shrooms, uppers, downers, ludes, pig laxitives, coke, acid, pcp, crack, meth, ice, and any and all other mind altering substances is permitted and highly encouraged all day. Our sponsor will have product on site for purchase or barter. Organizers will be announced later but currently talking with Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Kurt Cobain, and Elvis. Aircraft: A super amazing duperific otter man A helicopter that goes whoosh whoosh whoosh A giant green and purple furry banana that just bats you into the air more to come... This event is family friendly so bring your kids or other peoples kids to sell or trade. Bring your mom that can do that thing with her tongue. The new logo will be coming soon. Just picture a pot leaf instead of the shamrock and you'll get the idea. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. The biggest problem I have is I know Spence. He doesn't sugarcoat things. I'm sure he told them straight up 4 years ago "This is a dangerous sport, shit happens, people get hurt, people die. We also party and drink after hours. But we also spend lots of $$$." So when they agreed to allow it I'm guessing he thought they were allowing some exception or variance, not just turning a blind eye. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. That was our first assumption until one of his friends told us he didn't have an RSL. That and his canopy was still attached. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. The Redneck Games is a dry event? That's either blasphemy or bullshit. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. People need to be careful with cutting away during a swoop and chug. I saw a guy land just past the target. He was in the process of still running it out when he tried to head back to the beer which made him trip and fall. He immediately got up and to make sure his canopy wouldn't slow him down went to cutaway. Unfortunately in the confusion he pulled the wrong handle and fired his reserve. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Was it really a county event? Isn't it a public event on county property? So no public or private event on county land can have alcohol? Can I have a beer at a private picnic in a county park? Sorry to hear this. I always loved the Dublin Boogie and appreciated all the work you put into it. Not only will the local businesses miss us, but the local charities we raised money for will too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Mic and I (accidentally) developed our own version of a two-way hybrid hog flop. WE WIN!! Well, we all know Spence DIDN'T win 2 years ago! His 360 degree turn/flop was very entertaining however. It might work now. The "judge" is a little older. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Yeah!! I can't wait to see you guys in your bikini's! Dont tempt Denis.... Or me... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. There's one in every crowd. Bastage beat me to it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. I'll be there to jump.. but absolutely under no circumstances will I participate in any such "party". Just bring the shotball and we'll let ya go to bed early. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Promised or projected/planned? Big difference. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. I've answered every question addressed to me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. I don't go low, ya'll just can't keep up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. 2fat2fly's answer is correct. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Dude, you should have seen the confused look on that stripper's face when she emptied her G-string. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. There are certain cultures and religions where they have an 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not move on red." One such group is the bozoapalians (bozos for short). They constantly try to recruit new members, especially teachers to spread their bozo message. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Some people think it's the two heads and not enough blood for both problem, but that's not the case. It's the trying to do stupid things to impress women that makes us dumber. Either that or having good intentions that just get hosed up and make us look stupider. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Land safe not close. Making it back is nice but "get-home-itis" has killed and seriously injured people. Although making it back is nice, decide alternates early and keep them open. Sometimes the most direct path back to the DZ is not the safest one as well. Ex: At my home dz if you are long there is a big forest and a pond you can usually fly directly over to get back to the main landing area. The problem is if you misestimate or winds change you don't have many outs and the ones you have are very small. However if you fly an arc around you are basically over nice open fields the whole way back. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. 1. Cuz your a li'l devil. Tarot is smart. 2. It only feel like a billion. Only supposed to be 106 today. 3. Ninjas make no sound until they kill everyone. Then they yodel. 4. More if you mix them with Vodka. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. There's a high pressure system moving in and the jet stream is... Ya know, just go here: http://weather.com (Grumble) Lazy bastard (Grumble) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Broom? What do you need that for? Ya got a vacuum. For outside just get a shop vac. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Just admit it. You slipped some kahlua in her milk and it backfired on ya. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.