Bolas

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. I got to play a bit on my birthday but worked my butt off today. Sorry to disappoint people but no public nudity or near nudity yesterday. Maybe this weekend. And yes, I know there is something wrong with me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It's pronounced Ma-Jilf.

If WFFC 2009 had specialty aircraft I would be all over it.

That pic rocks!!! Too bad we haven't seen GTAVercitti lately. That'd be a great avatar for him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Tectonic plates moving and groovin to the beat... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

We need a new pic of you.

Ya know the only way you can prove this is for one of the mods to post their password so we can all for ourselves... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ya gotta change avatars. And yes, V is a total MJLF. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

These feet were made for swoopin... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Now even anvils have a spaceball they can play with in freefall. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

An after a case of beers it's called: de-ma-boo-y

Sounds good. Special thongs, bottoms only. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Thanks to all!!! Yes, It's birthday 34. Only 2 more having!!! (Cuz at 36, you can run for president and sleep with someone half your age in all fifty states legally) Sexy Bolas? Ah, thanks to the Rodriguez brothers I have 41 child support payments I have to duck. I'll be at The Farm this weekend for Shrek's ash dive with a gallon of dark liquors, 8 litres of mixers, and NDRC's. Hopefully my main will be behave so it can stay with me, otherwise, I'll add another state and rigger to the list. Yeah, it's best you not ask me what my dreams are. I misunderstood that question at an interview once and the poor HR rep went permanently catatonic. The plus side is he's been promoted to HR director. Going lake kayaking later today but I'll find me some cake somewhere.

Nope... but I made sure to check it for funny discussions and make stupid comments occasionally... ~R+R...::singing:: I'm too sexy for this thread, too sexy for this thread, soooooo sexy it hurts.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm sharing MY birthday with two chicks?!?!? Saweeet.

Here's wishing you a great one!!! Kick some butt on your big test and then go play in the lake!!! Those boats can tip easy, especially if someone tries to flip it!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Thanks. I will get myself a manual but I prefer leaving normal maintenance to professionals.

Great pictures and a great poem!!! Come to Prairie!!!

Can someone take this? It's a little too easy for me, but still needs to be commented on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Who is the babe with the gerbil in her pants? Some still prefer the "natural" look. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Can't be any worse than me having 2 daddies. Everyone has two daddies. Some just have a bumpy daddy or daddies. We Rodriguez Brothers have a saying: Gay incestuous sex is best!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

First bike pic on my '72 Honda CL350 and my first story: I Just got the bike today. The weather was not cooperating so was thinking no ride for me. The last thing I wanted to do was ride on wet roads... Was doing other things and the weather teased me a few times but cleared up nicely. Since it has been 80-90 degrees plus the roads dried very quickly. Decided I'd ride to the closest gas station and fill the tank. Yeah, sure it was an excuse... shut up. Get on the bike and start out of my garage, stalling it once or twice. Drive up and down my little side street a few times to get a better feel. Had ridden it on a test ride before I bought it but that was a whole two days ago. Pull up to the stop sign and wait until there are no cars, either direction. I'm out in the boonies so that didn't take too long. Get on the road and start accelerating and going through the gears. As I glance at my mirrors, I realize I didn't set them. I'm not about to try moving them right now while I'm "flying" down the road at what felt like superfast but was really only 45-50 mph. It's only another mile to the gas station and there is a turn lane. Get to the gas station and actually pull too far forward. Okay, it might have been fine, but it felt too far so I pushed it back some and closer. Adjust my mirrors some and get off the bike and give them some money and decided to pick up some oil since it is an older bike and it piddles a bit. Get back to the bike and then try to open the gas tank coming to the realization I had not done this yet. I'm kind of mechanical minded so I could see which end was the hinge. So now all I had to do was figure out the lever. Pushing and pulling it didn't work either. Another biker had ridden into the store, and I was about to start an "Can you help me, I'm a dumbass.." conversation when I discovered you had to push down on the lid and the lever at the same time. Fill up the bike and go look for oil. Didn't see any made especially for motorcycles so I got regular mobile 10W40 oil like the oil cap said. Pay for my purchase and walk back out to the bike. At this point I discovered I did not have something to put the oil in or a way to put it on the bike nor was I wearing a backpack. I was just going out for gas. DOH!!! Thought about going back in and just returning it but decided to see what I could do with it. The first plan of putting it under my shirt or down my pants was quickly nixed. While looking at the bike I realized I was wearing a belt. Using MacGyver like ingenuity I thread the belt under my seat, and was able to secure the oil down to the rear of the seat. The thinking was, at worst the oil would slide off the back of the seat. I had it pretty tight. So I'm all proud of myself and ready to head out. The starter doesn't really work well but it has a kick start (fairly easy plus that's way cooler.) Try to kick start it and it doesn't crank. Try again. Nothing. Now I'm wondering, "Did I put too much gas in?" While thinking I look and see that the switch is still in the off position. I move it to run and waddayaknow starts right up. The oil did make it home fine. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm pretty sure he was one of the "ringers" when I got my 4-stack. Great guy.

South African's represent! Go Karl I'm just a simple guy in love with an amazing women

It didn't start out a collection, but I have amassed T-shirts from all over the world, skydiving and other.