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  1. Yeah, blow up dolls are pretty damn tight. Make sure you dont run out of lube, otherwise pulling out can hurt like a bitch.
  2. Does the female orgasm even matter? After all, it serves no purpose for the continuation of the human race.
  3. funks

    Boner

    I was gonna start a thread on vaginal wetness but I thought this was more appropriate
  4. funks

    Boner

    What an amusing term. Or is my immaturity kicking into overdrive at the moment?
  5. Yes, he gives good head too.
  6. Ali's daughter would fuck them both up.
  7. Imagine opening up the bedroom door and there is your mom with her legs pinned back behind her head and theres dad just pounding away like a jackhammer...what do you do? I would probably vomit on the spot and then consider which suicide option would be the most painless. How about you?
  8. Gotcha you fucker That was quite entertaining, I think I am one up on ya Told HH I would apologize, so here it is ...I am sorry...i know i know, paybacks a bitch hummm....i wonder if the username sangir0 is taken?.....FOR THE RECORD I AM KIDDING
  9. funks

    Bored Cops?

    Gimme a P Gimme an A Gimme an R Gimme an A ahhh fuck it...PARAGRAPH
  10. I voted bye bye forever funks...it was one of those DOH moments
  11. Spoken like a true parner in crime
  12. "Put her in the buck" by 2 Live Crew.
  13. If you climb on top of the trailer and adjust your coat hangar antenna you may find that you get other channels besides the "jerry springer" marathon network
  14. If it was a setup who could the possible perpetrator be?
  15. So shut the piehole and go jump.
  16. thats a classic...I posted that in speakers corner the other day
  17. Still not adequate. We need a breakdown of dude votes and chick votes. We also need to know who accomplished sleeping with multiple skydivers in one session.
  18. funks

    I GOT A JOB

    Since you told her you were gay, would it be considered sexual harassment if you grabbed her ass on the way out of her office?