freefallfreak

G'Day billvon, Dude, I don't wanna burst your bubble but I lived next to the Savannah River Site (nuclear arms/weapons developement/storage site and the only place in the world where Tritium is made). There are frogs in the swamps there with two heads, three and four back legs, deer that are radiated, snakes with two heads and cockroaches that are transparent. So much for man's coexistance with nature...lol. FFF

Taa-Daa, It only took two posts to turn the thread into something sexual...lol. (I wondered how long it would take...lol.) FFF

If you choke a SMURF what color does he turn?? Just wondering... FFF

I don't think it was a joke...there are laws against child endangerment and animal endangerment... FFF

Skybytch, Wow, I didn't know that males had very homophobic periods...lol. Or that periods could even be homophobic...or that males could have periods...lol. Gee, ya' learn something new every day, I guess...lol. FFF FFF

Wildblue, Damn, dude...let her out...it's no wonder I couldn't find her...lol. FFF

Sharkie, I was at Elsnore a couple of weeks back. I couldn't find you tho. And I'll still fly as your wingman. After all, I'm just as good as you...lol. FFF

mnischalke, Ever been burned by "sticky gas"?? Hey, if it'll burn and it'll stick to ya', it's gonna hurt like hell...lol. FFF

Newguy, No thanks...I don't think I'm that brave yet...(but maybe if someone could transplant a little hair around the opening, I'd get frisky)... FFF

mnischalke, I have no idea what is in Ivory snow flakes - the ad says "99 and 44/100% pure" but it doesn't say pure what...lol. All I can say is it makes the gas thick and sticky...and it works...don't ask me how I know...either take my word for it or try it yourself...lol. FFF

Viking, Dude, HONK, HONK!!! Gramps looks a little like Jimmy Stewart...and Grams is a stone fox...thanks for sharing the pic's... FFF

Airann, Ok, I just couldn't leave this alone...My thoughts?? Mix gas with Ivory Snow Flakes - makes a great substitute for Napalm...sticks to anything it touches and burns clear to the bone...Also, a car antenna, pressed into a small block of wood, with a hole bored into the block of wood, and a nail attached to a rubber band and going through the hole, makes a fine untracable 22 calibre weapon. Anything more I can do?? Let me know... FFF

Justin, Inquiring minds want to know - How do you know this?? Are you trying to tell us something?? FFF

Jabeln79, Can you say BEER??? FFF

DITTO!!!! FFF Damn, I hate when I have to agree with you!!!

Hey Clay DITTO!!! (Damn, I hate when I have to agree with you...lol.) FFF

Viking, Hey, dude. I've only got this to say. I didn't know him personally, but through your posts, I've come to like the old guy a lot and think he's really cool. Thanks for letting me share his life with you a little. May God be with you and him always...and remember - HONK!! HONK!! (that honk-honk thread was one of the coolest I've ever read.) FFF

Slowfaller, All three combined will never compare with "FFF's Fantasy"...lol. FFF

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he......married the one with the biggest tits..Men are Men. Can you say BOOBIES??? FFF

Chicken Molester??? Any kin to Skreamer or Jason??? Perhaps Clay??? FFF

skydiver51, Thank you...I agree wholeheartedly... FFF

skyhawk, Nope, never happen...lol. Nothing will ever reach the epic proportions of my fantasy thread...lol. FFF

I don't know about anyone else, but I, however prefer not to wear a seatbelt. This does not mean that I don't buckle up. My Polar Bear (check the archives) didn't come with seat belts (originally made in 1949) so I don't have to wear belts. I did, however, install 5-point harnesses and use them, along with a full roll cage. Let's face it. Anyone that uses a 600+ hp machine as an everyday ride and uses a drag chute to slow from high speeds needs something to keep from being thrown through the front windscreen. Except the front windscreen is only 6 inches tall and I don't fit through it...lol. And with no door handles to open to bail out, I'd bounce around like a ping pong ball in a boxcar if I had a serious accident...lol. Hence, the 5 point harness. FFF

Lisa, You may not know it but when you do something like that, you touch the very heart and soul of the guy you are talking to. I know first hand. Thanks, not only from me but from every guy I served with, alive or dead. FFF P.S. Yeah, I took it personal...

Scottbre, BASTARD!!! FFF