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  1. Skyrose7, Ok, just WHERE do you get the CHERRY????? ) I've been looking for a CHERRY since I was 15...lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  2. harro, Aww, damn, Man...That's bad...Bad Mojo on the bad guy... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  3. Jessica, The old bi -- The sweet, little lady says if I tell, I'm a dead man... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  4. freebird, Okay --- I have a seven inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears....lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  5. AggieDave, WHORE!!! TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  6. SpeedRacer, Cool, Dude... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  7. Iflyme, Geez man, don't give anyone ideas, now... Now, the first part I gotta' agree with totally...BOOBIES!!! TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  8. Skreamer, Ok, here goes - Clay, first drink the bottle of whiskey leaving just a little in the bottle. Then pour the acid on the golf ball, immediately sit on the golf ball (nekked, of course), grab the hook, swallow the hook (making sure the fishing line is attached and really strong) and chase it with the rest of the bottle of whiskey. Stand on a chair, bend over and have someone (preferrably a close friend) smack your butt with the spatula. Pull the fishing line with hook attached really fast and hard...it should pull your hemmoroids back into place...lol. (I haven't tried this, so don't blame me if it doesn't work the first time...just quit sniveling and do it again...lol) TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  9. Harro, I got your PM. But do me a favor...if that was meant as a flame, place it here...so we can all see your spelling...lol TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  10. Naa, that's just a Pimp...and they only get to watch...lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  11. Clay, I don't know...I'm just repeating what Skreamer told me...lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  12. harro, See?? I told ya seven letters was too hard for ya'll to spell...lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  13. Clay, If ya' pound it really hard with a ball peen hammer about ten times and then hang about 30 pounds of weights from it, it might swell and stretch to the length a cigarette...lol. Of course you are gonna walk funny for a while... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  14. Hey Clay, You spelled the "B" word wrong...(damn, I thought we taught you better) TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  15. harro, A seven letter word is too hard for an Aussie to spell?? Lol. j/k TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  16. I tried the patches once...but I couldn't keep em lit...lol. Ahh, I digress...lol. On the serious side, I really did try them and they took away the physical cravings but the emotional/mental cravings were still there. So, here I sit with an ounce, whoops, a pack of CIGARETTES in front of me... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  17. Zennie, SkyVentures can do just that...I personally witnessed Boxman freeflying in the tunnel...they may tell you it won't but it will...and a few of the jumpers went last year with their DZO and were able to talk SkyVentures into cranking it up...just fyi...call em and ask if they will crank it up...they just might... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  18. Thanatos, Dude, I haven't been to the wind tunnel in Vegas but it's my understanding that the air is forced up from a fan on the ground...sorta like the one in Tenn. It forms a cone that you have to ride and if you get close to the edge you stand a chance of falling off the "cone or pillow". I did, however, go to Sky Ventures in Orlando, spent a bunch of time there (a lot of hours, two minutes at a time) and improved considerably. Their fan is at the top of the building and draws air up in a solid column so it was pretty uniform at all areas. This was done before graduating from AFF (cause I kept flunking level 4) and then I breezed right on through...and it helped my abilities greatly. I had a guy in there called "Boxman" as a sorta' instructor and he was great. They found out I was a student and gave me a break on the prices, too, and didn't charge for an instructor, either. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  19. mnischalke, Thank you - thank you very much...it's nice to be noticed and appreciated for all my hard work...lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  20. Speedracer, Not to digress --- BUT --- Whew, I've eaten (insert the female P word here)...but I've never had one eat me...lol. That has to be one incredibly large, uhh, err, ahh, "feline"... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  21. BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, can you say BOOBIES??? TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  22. Iflyme, Thanks, dude...I didn't wanna upset the moral squad...lol TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  23. polOgrl19, If ya' hang around awhile (and not let us chase you away), you will find a new breed of people you may never have known existed...lol. The Verts... 1. Pre-verts - one who is just beginning to learn the art of perversion. 2. Per-verts - one who has graduated from the school of perversion. 3. Pro-verts - Instructor... TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  24. Jessica, And so are you...lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"
  25. Clay, Dude, I've seen her...she wouldn't have to bat her eyelashes but once - and if she stood up straight, I'd be lost forever...lol. TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"