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skyhawk, Merry Meet... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

ROFLMAO!!![ TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Okay, everyone...Pammi's got too much time on her hands. Let's all order 10 necklaces apiece from her so she will stay busy and not spend so much time looking at other women's nipples...Those are for the males to ogle...lol. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

wceviper, Whew, better you than me...lol. At least you didn't call it "work"...Work is a four letter word...Lol. Now, go get rid of the evil green stuff...preferrably at your local DZ... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Skreamer, Geez, dude...I just threw up all over my keyboard...you are one sick dude...lol. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Newbie, I seriously think that if I lost my logbook, I'd cry... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

skyhawk, Dude, I don't think I'd want Justin or Clay to find out about that...lol. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

sunshine, I think YOU may be closer...and I'm envious... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

SkymonkeyONE, ROFLMAO!!!!! But one thing here...be careful about telling him you love him...lol. He may "take you up on something"...Lol...and I don't mean a plane...Tee-hee. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Boy?? Boy?? Here I sit with a flag staff dick and a wheel barrow full of balls and she calls me a boy!!! Lol... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

You, uhh, trying to tell us something??? Tee-hee... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Sunshine, ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, every time I think of you, it drives me into fits of unbridled passion... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Think - GLAZER SAFETY SLUGS!!! - Nothing gets hurt but flesh...lol... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

OKAY!! OKAY!! I'M POSTING!! I'M POSTING!!! TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

I have tried this...and failed miserably...can someone teach me? A female, of course...lol. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Hon, Lake Havasu is cool...the water is the clearest I think I have ever seen and it was a rush to walk across the London Bridge...and if you look closely, you'll find that the numbers on the stone blocks are still numbered from when they took it apart in England and put it back together like a puzzle. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Now, that is something I would love to see...lol. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Ahh, a thought!!! Maybe this would be better asked of the people who lost relatives and friends on Sept. 11th. I personally don't care how long it takes to get on a flight...I have all the time in the world, but some people don't. Maybe if we all slow down a little bit, it'll work out...Just a thought, mind you. TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Whew, ok, I'll stop now..lol. But just for the record - did I miss anyone?? Or have I offended everyone??? LOL... (Equal opportunity, ya' know...lol..) TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Aggie, Please, be a little more discriminating - that COULD include Clay - Yuck - MANTITS!!! TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

Bytch, Are you asking, in a round about way, if you can come and visit me??? Lol... TripleF "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

An American was touring Spain and after a day of sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senior, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy! We call it criadilla." The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of the dish, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senior. There is only one serving per day since there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy" The next morning, the American returned, placed his order and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter promptly replied, "Si, senior! Sometimes the bull wins!" "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 20 success is . . . having sex. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 60 success is . . . having sex. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he......married the one with the biggest tits..Men are Men. "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

AXIOMS FOR OUR TIMES: 1. What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity. 2. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. 3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. 4. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. 5. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. 6.Why are men and parking spaces alike? Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled. 7. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. 8. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. 9. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 11. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. 12. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. 13. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. 14. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom. 15. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" 16. Why does Mike Tyson cry during lovemaking? Mace will do that to you. 17. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Kentucky? Everyone has the same DNA. 18. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Chests don't have eyes. 19. Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. 20. What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage, along with a recipe. 21. What's the Cuban National Anthem? Row, row, row your boat. 22. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!" "If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks