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  1. n2skdvn, Ditto....good suggestion. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  2. Yep... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  3. I recommend a block of ice, all the evidence evaporates Also make sure only the b/f is home
  4. I tried that once...but the Chief of Police here in this small town saw it and I almost had to take a test - at a mental hospital...(they have no sense of humor here). FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  5. Woo-Hoo...it says I'm a skydiver...(and all ya'll thought I was just another provert). FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  6. moody, You DO have a right to your own feelings. You also have a choice to not feel hurt. After all, it wasn't you that screwed up. You had your heart in the right place and that tells me that you are basically a good person. So, kick the hurt to one side and keep on being yourself. That's just one way of dealing with it as I am sure there are countless other ways. And if that doesn't work, you can always bribe a pilot to fly over her house and shove a watermelon out from about 12,000 feet. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  7. Jtval, Tee-hee, it made me happy...but it isn't the same pic. However, it is the same set of BOOBIES. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  8. too late my finger slipped*** Geez, dude, I hope you find your finger... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  9. FFF Ahh well... "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  10. Wouldn't it be considered a bad thing that her nipples are facing in opposite directions?*** Uhh, skymama, Is this any better?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  11. Gawain, Ditto, dude... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  12. Y'all be safe out there.*** You, too, dude, and have a great holiday. FFF P.S. I'm too old to worry about the condom issue, tee-hee. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  13. Hi Dave, Yeah, it astounded me, too. I thought I was gonna be the only one here but as usual, I was wrong...lol. FFF P.S. How ya' been? How's school going? "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  14. I agree..I went to Fla and did some time in the tunnel a few years back...and it helped me tremendously. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  15. Post #42 - The post whore answer to life, the universe...everything!*** Yep...I agree...for now...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  16. do a 2-way with me [;)*** Have fun, be safe and jump once for me...I'm still getting over a slight car wreck and can't jump for a while yet. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  17. Should I go out and make a good effort to do some shopping before Christmas morn, or stay in and do some more post whoring?*** Post whore, of course... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  18. My parents have my child they are helping me reer until Im done with nursing school. Now they just want to keep her. They won't let her come to my house. Uhh, that just ain't right...hope it works out well for you. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  19. Phatcat, 2000 flushes my ass! *** Uhh, who is 2000 and why would he flush your ass?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  20. SCREECH!!! GRINDDDDD SCREECH!!! OMG!!!!! YES, PLEASE.... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
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    We won't tell if you don't... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  22. Stacy, While you are there, uhh, tee-hee...watch out for the pies....especially ones containing flour...hehehe FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  23. Hey, n2skdvn, Yeah, I'm back...and front, too..(real smartass, aren't I?? lol. How have you been? It's been a long time and I'm really glad to see a lot of ya'll here. Thanks for greeting me, n2..ya'll made me feel pretty good. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  24. how many times have you lot have had to dial 000? Ok, this is gonna take a few minutes...but here goes... I rode with a friend to deliver a load of lumber to a construction site. The building was going up 20 floors but had only reached the 10 when this happened. My friend and I were sitting on the edge of the 10 floor, watching traffic in downtown Atlanta when we noticed the portable toilet cleaning truck pull into the site. The crane operator on the top floor (they use a crane to raise and lower materials) was a hot shot young dude and he had a yellow piece of tape wrapped around his cable and when the tape reached the end of the boom, the hook for the crane was on the ground. The operator saw the truck pull into the site about the same time we saw it. Now, in order for the guy in the truck to empty and clean the portable toilet on the top of the building, the crane operator had to lower the portapotty to the ground. Anyway, he swung the crane around and on a dead run, snatched the port-a-potty off the building, flipped it over the side and let it freefall till he saw his yellow tape getting close to the end of the boom. He slammed on the brakes, the port-a-potty touched down, the door popped open and this construction guy came staggering out with his pants around his ankles and zig-zagged all over the site's yard. We called 911 just in case he was hurt (luckily he wasn't but was just shaken up). I almost fell off the building, laughing. I really wanted to ask the guy inside the port-a-potty what went through his mind as he was freefalling that 10 floors but didn't have the nerve...tee-hee. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  25. Ever tried lowering your head and running full tilt into a red brick wall? It causes a tremendous headache but it'll put you to sleep pretty quick. I also know a guy that can get some symtex to launch that printer, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."