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Awesome! Very Well put... I am currently working on another poem called Titties and Beer... Not Quite as serious though..... Gig 'Em Aggies! (Alumni Class of 98) BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

It seems 6 is the only one that matters. I have swam with dolphins and THAT does not compare to a good 5 way Horney Gorilla I have been to Disnry world and spent the next week thinking about how many Jump tickets I could have bought for the cash I just wasted...(Note that Islands of adventure is a better park) Have been deep sea fishing in the FL Keys...GREAT EXPERIENCE! (I have Jumped OVER the FL KEYS...Better Experience) I have walked on the wing of an aircraft....Right Before I jumped.. Have been on a hot air balloon...And jumped....WOW WHAT A RUSH! Have driven down Route 66...(On the way to a couple of DZ's) Went Scuba Diving with Sharks...(Then pouted Cuz I had to wait 24 hrs to make a jump over the Keys) I have not seen the Earth from space, But I --- Like you have seen the Earth in a manner only the privliged have....13,000 feet above the earth, surrounded by nothing but Magesty and Glory, beset on all sides by the most beautiful sunset you have never seen from the ground. #6 FOR SURE! BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Here is the BEST Tit pic EVER!!!!! The VOYEUR SHOT..... Had NO IDEA her tits were in perfect view of the video camera while filling out her log book. DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Uhhhh....Could you wrap your canopy around me...???!!!! Typing with one hand is damn HARD.... DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Holy Shit! This is dream! Two girls at once thinking I am yummy....Whew! I could organize the Cat fight though...But wouldnt it be better for us to All just get it on...errrr I mean along......... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Do we know who made the cover this year?... Just curious DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

While we are talking about new doo's Heres mine... Went from brown and long to blonde and short... DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

My line at the DZ is: "Im here to eat pussy and skydive...And well.... there are no night jumps tonight" DJ How about this for a movie quote: "That punch has a familiar ring to it" BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

"You look like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum" Ths one should be quite easy DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Whoa! Looks like a "Chick" I saw in the village in NY... That was priceless! DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Completely Hot Denise! I love the new hair! Cant wait to see ya again DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

If you watch the fianl scene in Terminal Velocity...Where Sheen saves the girl from the back of the car.... Afetr he flies his main through the fire...He cuts it away and deploys his reserve..WITH A COLAPSABLE Pilot Chute... Sometime it is hard to watch a jump scene from a jumpers POV.... Contrails in the sky, or cable wires are one thing...But you should be able to get your stunt scenes as close as possible to reality... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Whats the difference between a blonde and bowling ball? A: You can only fit THREE fingers in a bowling ball... Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A: You can dump your load in a washing machine and it wont call you for nine months after.... Whats the difference between a faggot and a rooster? A: The rooster says...Cock-a-doodle-doo The fag says...Any-Cock-Will-Do BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

And finally the juicy fruit girls...Double my..err I mean your pleasure... DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Too much of a good thing! More than a handful/mouthful IS a waste. Tits are kinda like tadem canopies...Unless they are servicing two people...Bigger is not always better.... But here is are some perfect specimens from my other passion DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Anybody...Anybody...Bueller...Bueller.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Where have all of the poets gone? Lymrics are cool too! DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Thats my wife... Posting it was OK with her... She is ALWAYS good for Extra altitude....

Ill step up....MY WIFE...... Enjoy DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Whats up...Are we going to do the Mr Bill Jump this weekend?... Ill be at the DZ Thursday night through Sunday... How about a little Car-w? You guys are a blast! DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Thats good, why do you same its lame? Heres one I wrote Im sure most of us can relate to... Its called the Cost? of Jumping Cost? Of Jumping I used to wake up in the morning, frustrated and stressed out, Listening to my bill collectors call to fuss and pout. I used to always worry, worry about it all, That’s before I took the plunge and experienced freefall. I started with my savings, I spent it all on gear. My first month of skydiving, I maxxed my VISA out on beer. I disconnected service, had em turn off my telephone, Figured I didn’t need it -- because now I’m never home. Gathered my belongings, sold them one by one, Used the money I made from selling them to jump and have some fun. I found out about the boogies, and at the time I was totally broke, Asked the bank for a short term loan and that asked me if it was a joke, So I started looking, for more stuff I could sell, When I decided to sell my house, my family didn’t take it very well. It brought in enough money, to go to World FreeFall Ive got no house, no car, no bills, no responsibilities at all. Now I wake up in the morning, and look up at the sky, Grab my rig, run out to the plane to fly up ohh so high. Now I jump all the time, and live life to the fullest extend, The best part is, I live with my friends at the DZ and pay no rent. Bright Beer Lights... DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

The key is not to do it in freefall... Do a Mr. Bill jump and Screw under canopy.... Alot more time, and alot more possibilities.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Those are some greta pieces of work! A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Skydiving) DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Been in the shadows for a while, and realized I havent said HI... HI to all...Especially those at XENIA who welcomed me to thei home this weekend... Hope to jump with EACH and EVERY one of you. DJ BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

OK OK..I should have said in Pre AAD days....When skydiving started... My point was NOW there is more chance of getting knocked out if someone corks, or something else happens....there is more to deal with in the air now. Cypre advantages FAR out way the disadvantages. BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ