Zep
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Today my dog killed the priests poodle, the poodle was loose in the village square an tried to nip at my daughters ankle My daughter let out a little sceam an my dog went staight at the poodle snapping it's neck. The poodle was known for being a nervious dog an often tried to snap at peoples ankels. Now I have my dog chained up whilst I decide what to do, Putting it down is not an option, My dog has never shown violence to people and would protect my family with her life. Oviously the villagers are now concerned over thier safety and have asked that I keep the dog permenantly chained up, What should I do, Gone fishing
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I'd seriously suggest that you buy the round ones, those square and triangular beads can be a real pain. Gone fishing
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Down the street of a thousand assholes by the sign of the swinging tit, their lives a chinese maiden by the name of Whoflungshit. Sorry only know Chinese limericks Gone fishing
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I'm going to treat myself to an Audi Q8 with the diesel engine. Gone fishing
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How many is a brazilian? Forgive me if I'm wrong but doesn't a Brazilian = two Americans Gone fishing
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Thats utter bullshit, it was the Earl of SANDWICH an we English thank our lucky stars that the Earl of sandwich did'nt team up with the Duke of wellington an create a a unedible French delicacy. Gone fishing
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Fuck me now your in trouble , sounds like she actually loves you. If you need any pointers don't ask me, I've managed to fuck up 3 marrages Gone fishing
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I know I was bored, apologies to Atlanta I'm shure it's a nice city, pity so many pricks work in the airport. First impressions an all that. Gone fishing
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I've been to Atlanta 3 times and each time a fat woman swiped my passport which ended up in a orange folder being carried away by some black gorilla and me being escorted to the security lockup and then grilled by illiterate bozos resulting in my missing the connecting flight. I've never had any problem at JFK or LAX, just that shit hole Atlanta. Now that I don't have to fly Delta I shall never again enter the States via Atlanta. Gone fishing
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I went to Atlanta once and belive me when I tell you the best they have to offer is the freeway leading out. Gone fishing
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group sex, what else Gone fishing
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Strange thing cold feet, I used to be cold hearted but warm feeted, but due to recent events I'm now warm hearted (well I'm getting there (slowly)) an I've noticed my feet definatly tingle with the cold. Of course you could be getting cold feet as a result of realising that socialism will never work. Gone fishing
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As a seasoned black pudding maker, I whole heartily agree. Try this for breakfast, one or two black sausages fried in virgin olive oil, 1 slice of toast from a 3Kg loaf (round) rub toast with half a garlic clove, rub toast with half a tomatoe, pour on olive oil and salt to tast eat with black sauage and a glass or two of red wine. Gone fishing
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Tony, Why do the British drink so much and why do they get so aggressive when they drink. I have youngsters here that some times drink a little to much, but they dont get aggressive just silly. Gone fishing
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I love your tongue in cheek style an good sarcasam is never wasted. Without going into too much of the politics of social drinking in the UK, it stinks. When governments thought that they could control the nations drinking habits by over taxation and limiting the opening hours of bars an pubs the government set it's own trap. True they have tried to undo the problem of the "give me three pints" when the last orders bell rings. by making the hours more flexible, but it was to little to late. Old habits die hard. The British government should take a look at mainland Europe an see that their system works, most of the time. Oh an by the way John I own a bar but not in England. Gone fishing
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I'm far more concerned about them getting behind the wheel of a car In the UK, that simply does not happen, the difference in culture between there and the US for instance is huge when it comes to drink driving. Getting behind the wheel in the UK after drinking is about as socially acceptable as if you were trying to fiddle with children. And so it should be. IF (it's not cut and dried) they ban hour hour - it would just be another knee jerk reaction and would not get to the root cause of the problem - Band-aid politics. I'd put it down to that disease called lefty politics thats invading the world, As I understand it Italy has none of these problems. Gone fishing
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I always set the alarm a half hour before I need to get up as I always wake up with a hard on. Sometimes it pays off
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Dont know, but it comes from the 17 centuary, Catalans are quite artistic Gone fishing
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Yep Dali. Used to live 30 minutes from the Dali museum. Always some thing new to find. Aubrey Beardsley, A genius with pen an ink. Love his cafe style posters. Those 3D chalk artists that draw on the pavements, Wish I had that kind of talent. Also the unsung heroes who draw an paint album covers. Where does that imagination come from, not from me that's for certain. Gone fishing
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Ahh. cold cuts my favourite, nothing like a good necro samwich Gone fishing
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That little remark just got you banned from my house, Gone fishing
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Oye you old fart, why not come an ski near me, you'll get free boad an lodgings an I'm only 30 mins from the slopes 30 mins for me that is, old farts take longer checkout "La Molina" or "Port de comte" Gone fishing
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What Andy needs is a good dose of the old Toad in the hole, Gone fishing
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I bought it from the silly dead parrot shop, silly. An I'm not Spanish, I just happen to live in a country that the Spanish stole from my wifes ancesters. Gone fishing
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This thread's gotten sillier than a dead parrot Gone fishing