Zep

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  1. Zep

    Wow i'm drunk

    I just got back from the village cena it was raining so we held it in the cultyeral cnter It's beeen along time since I coulod let go an drink, fun hjasbeen had by all an tomorow uis another ady good job I mdomnt have to drive.ç Alguna vez has wonderderd por que tus pets still love you weather your drunnk or not As soon as I came in mi gato jumped up on to my lap an started purring If only las mujeres whwere the same.ç Bon a nignt todos Gone fishing
  2. It just warms your heart. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7577275.stm Gone fishing
  3. OMG. Be careful very careful it's a female Triffid, an being the female of it's species it's deadly Gone fishing
  4. Neither us posh people have bidets Gone fishing
  5. Funny that it says "Juicio por mala pratix in E.E.U.U." ie: the good old USofA Gone fishing
  6. Enemy mine, Not shure if it's a classic but it's the only sci-fi flick that brings a tear to my eyes. Gone fishing
  7. Wash your mouth out with soap boy, All bleeding heart Liberals should be executed. Gone fishing
  8. I went the whole hog, made life simple all I fire now is blanks, But I still love Latex Gone fishing
  9. Zep

    Fuck You

    Andy, That reminds me of the total lack of American humor, The last time I Jumped at Elsinore I pitched the tent down by the lake an the mossies an flies gave me shit, couldn't sleep with the constant din of flapping wings, So on a shopping trip to San Diego we stopped off at Wall-Mart an I asked the guy at the back of the store which kind of shotgun would be best to kill mosquitoes up at the lake at Elsinore, obviously it was a joke but the guy started to slap about six different shotguns on the counter an explain the merit of each one. So after about ten minutes of listening to his drivel I said, You know what give me half a dozen Bouncing bettys an that should do the trick, So he went off to look for bouncing bettys an I left. On the up side Mossies never bite me (blue blood) but the constant buzz annoys the shit out of me. Gone fishing
  10. OMG. I hope I'm not to late, run run run to the shops an get at least three types of essential massage oil. Then rub one out at least an hour before you meet her. (or in my case 1/2 an hour because I'm a horny git ) I'd also recommend Half a bottle of JD (or my very own drain cleaner ( thank you Shropshire))an hour before doing the dirty deed as you wouldn't want to embarrass your self. Gone fishing
  11. Zep

    Squid

    Hey, I serve Squid every weekend, Stuffed Squid and Squid with potatoes, We also do deep fried Squid pieces as Tapas Try asking for Calamar (Spanish for Squid) Gone fishing
  12. Zep

    F**king nightmare

    Thanks for asking, Yes we did, The last ones to pay had lunch here yesterday. As I said most people are honest an if they know you're giving them your trust they wont let you down. Gone fishing
  13. Typical bloody Brits, Never happy till they've broken something Gone fishing
  14. Get the white, cheaper insurance Gone fishing
  15. being a retard I find that offensive Gone fishing
  16. (Sargent out of frame speaking) You fucking lugheads how many times do I have to tell you the enemy are the grey ones Now shut the fuck up while I think up a good cover story. Gone fishing
  17. < And I reckon he's not making up the 'UFO' stuff either.> First the astronaut (Edgar Mitchell) then the hacker, of course Aliens exist. But once again religion rears it's ugly head an the governments have to denigh it cause if we where made in Gods image, in who the fucks image where they made in Gone fishing
  18. electricity = $9.93 p/kwh You shure thats right, an not $0.993. Here in Spain I'm paying $0.051kWh an thats expensive. Gone fishing
  19. Odd, hows that odd, it's the Greek legend of King Oedipus, Oh an Wannabediver, their will always be exceptions Gone fishing
  20. Can you say "Oedipus Complex" ?
  21. I know exactly what you mean, their is nothing more satisfying than a older voluptuous woman. I grew out of skin an bone when I turned 40 Gone fishing
  22. I posted in the other thread, an it wasent anonymous an I'm over 50 Guess I was brought up in "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" era Gone fishing
  23. I can't believe Casablanca hasn't had a mention so I'll do it. Casablanca MIB The day after tomorrow Victory day Sean of the dead All of the Ealing comedy films, Especially with Will Hay Gone fishing
  24. Jesus, an you people wonder why your country is in the mess it's in. Try deleting SUE from your dictionary for a decade an see what happens. Ooh, I stubbed my toe on the sidewalk, thats good for $100,000 Your system is MAD. on a side note vote Mcain, You know it's right for you an for the world Gone fishing