Zep

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  1. I think Jason Statham would make a great 007 Gone fishing
  2. I'm waiting for the R5 version of Taken and Bangkok Dangerous Gone fishing
  3. Zep

    God I miss the BBC

    Actually you can watch the BBC Iplayer outside of the British Isles you need a program like Hide IP NG then choose from thier list a proxy server with a UK IP. Gone fishing
  4. Watch with mother, One of my all time favorites OOH, Atom ant, up up an away Have we Mentioned, Flowery twats I love it here how Manuel is from South America an not from Barcelona. Gone fishing
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    God I miss the BBC

    Being an ex pat, an having lived in various different countries I've come to the conclusion that the BBC is just about the best television quality wise in the world. It's drama, action and documentaries are with out a doubt a cut above the rest. Ok rant over, Blame Shropshire for making me nostalgic Gone fishing
  6. Spitting image, Only fools an horses, Blake 7, Prisoner (I am not a number), Some mothers do ave em, Oh an that one with Mrs Boquet not bucket, that I can't remember the name of. Gone fishing
  7. As I'm just a big kid at heart I guess it has to be, The wooden tops The magic roundabout Sara and hoppity I tried to get in to Bob the Builder but Bob was just to honest, so it lacked reality. Gone fishing
  8. An even if it does start to get sucked into a black hole we've got Samantha Carter to save us Gone fishing
  9. Ah, so you've met the boys from the MET. Gone fishing
  10. If I was doing that I'd of used Armadale or chopin Vodka an not the cheap stuff Just kiddin Gone fishing
  11. Hey it rained here too, I went an stood out in it for at least 15 mins, it felt great. Gone fishing
  12. What the hell is a smoke break, Yeah obviously it's where some one goes off an smokes. but is it a legal break?. Where I live my waiting staff have to work for five hours before they can have a break. an I can assure you if one of them went out for a smoke an left a table waiting, they would be looking for a new job. Gone fishing
  13. his pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew"poor thing," she cried, "i'll take you in and i'll take care of you""take me in tender womantake me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snakeshe wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silkand laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk she hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived she found that pretty snake she'd taken to had bee revived"take me in, tender woman take me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snakeshe clutched him to her bosom, "you're so beautiful," she cried"but if i hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"she stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite"take me in, tender woman take me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snake"i saved you," cried the woman"and you've bitten me, but why?you know your bite is poisonous and now i'm going to die""oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin "you knew damn well i was a snake before you took me in "take me in, tender woman take me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snake Gone fishing
  14. You get e-mails Gone fishing
  15. looks like a half grown Chirimoya fruit, Gone fishing
  16. God help me, I understood all of whats written in this thread. It took me years to lose my horrible south London accent an if any of you scum bags get me back in to it I will get very annoyed. Gone fishing
  17. Zep

    Garlic thing

    So I was in the kitchen making some Aliolli cutting the ends off a dozen garlic cloves an feeding them into the tube thing, giving it a quick roll an walla out pop peeled garlic cloves ready for mincing or dicing Any of you guys got or seen one of these things, they're great. Gone fishing
  18. I think you'll find that as school leavers aren't entitled to unemployment they don't enter in the figures. Another example of the governments numbers game. Gone fishing
  19. Actually I left England before the blanket gun ban, an managed to sell my shotguns an rifle before the government stole them. A new an very unfair tax law introduced in the early 90's drove me out. Gone fishing
  20. So, when "The Sun" quotes Home Office figures, then they're just making those numbers up and lying about them? The Sun gets it's figures from the Home office, The Home office just like any other government dept, are masters at the numbers game. John if you're really interested in English gun law and the governments lies an deceit that have eroded the the honest persons right to enjoy gun ownership I suggest you have a look at this http://members.aol.com/Gunbancon/Main.html site. Here is part of a speech ( 1997 Firearms amendment no.2 act.) made in the British parliament by the right honorable Anthony Colman MP quote. I remind hon. Members that a .22 pistol can kill at a range of more than two miles. end quote When a country has idiots like that helping to form it's laws, the best one can do is to get out of the country. I did an have never looked back. Gone fishing
  21. John, anything reported in the Sun is to be taken with a pinch of salt. It's the British equivalent of your National enquirer. Oh, except for page 3 they're way ahead their. I think that if you care to look you'll find gun crime us up all over Europe. I know that here in Spain it certainly is, an we have more relaxed gun laws, although we can't walk around with hand guns we can keep rifles and shotguns at home, in a firearm safe. The reason gun crime has risen over the last few years has a lot to do with the opening up of the old eastern block countries an the ease of which hand guns can enter European countries from those old Russian satellites. On the bright side most of us decent European villains don't carry guns, we prefer knives keeping it up close an personal. Gone fishing
  22. Zep

    Bizzare advert

    their fixed it Gone fishing
  23. Zep

    CERN Rap

    Last month, Next month the biggest suck job in the world, as we all disappear into the black hole it creates Gone fishing
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    Bizzare advert

    Ooh, If I adopt her would that give me a legal way in to OZ Gone fishing