Zep

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  1. Zep

    Rainbow trout

    As a seasoned trout poacher I would recomend grilling over oak. I always make a paste out of butter,garlic, almond and just a mention of lemon and parsley. I stuff the paste in the trout an wrap in foil, cook over the oak chips, serve with french fries an lashings of alioli Whoops just saw the bit about no grill, Pah cheapskate, get a bbq Gone fishing
  2. What a prat she is, What next, Oh he or she has tattoo's must be a criminal because as we know all criminals have "low esteem" I firmly belive these reserches are backed by the socialist government and are done to alienate people THEY are scared of, Sared of because they do not want anyone that has a mind of their own or goes against the popular consensus (their popular consensus). I used to think that John had thing aginst the British but now I'm of the opinion that he's really just pointing out to all just how stupid and petty the British are becoming. I just thank God I changed my nationality before I could get tarred with the same brush. Oh an I did enjoy the retraction about that pratt Beckham just so's he cant sue for deformation of character. Gone fishing
  3. sure, except for the blind of course what has 3 legs, 3 hands and 3 eyes Peggy Bundy Gone fishing
  4. Hey Tony, Here in Catatalunya the patron saint is st George as well we celebrate it by buying a red rose for the ones we care about (opposite sex) and if anyone cares enough about us ( the men) we recieve a book. Nice tradition I think. Gone fishing
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    Obesity

    You aint lived till you've tried my snail butty with lashings of real alioli all washed down with drain cleaner Gone fishing
  6. Zep

    Post a Sexier Pic.

    You just cannot get sexier than this. Gone fishing
  7. And it won't leave your battery all sticky. Affixing a (pre-1982) penny near each battery post will prevent corrosion in the future. I always smear the posts with vasaline jelly, works wonders stopping corrosion. Gone fishing
  8. Zep

    The thermostat

    Menopause. Oh great, another greenie with a hormonal inbalance. Gone fishing
  9. Zep

    The thermostat

    Bah, your only saying that cause your corner of the planet has no need for A/C. Bring on global warming, it's nearly April an I'm still at 5-7C Gone fishing
  10. Tell me about it. I have a wicked sarcastic and black English sence of humour and live in Spain Spanish humourr is just a tad above the childish humour of the North Americans. Long live Black Adder. Gone fishing
  11. OK, that proves it, your really an alien sent here to observe us. Mr GUA A cherry bomb is, depending where your from A. The bulbous tip of the penis, used to break the cherry of young women. B. An American made type of firework, used to amputate hands or fingers if your not carefull. C. Very useful for illegal trout fishing, Gone fishing
  12. postscript, In order to activate your new card you will need to make a minimum purchase of not less than $50.00 Once again thank you for using Citibank and have a nice day. Gone fishing
  13. Whilst the really real men play Australian no rules, or British bulldog Gone fishing
  14. No story. Just a couple of bottels of 100 percent proof hooch, normal day at the DZ. Gone fishing
  15. Well thats it, from now on I'm drinking my drain cleaner straight from the bottle, no more heavy glasses for me. Gone fishing
  16. To all, thanks for your advice, I'm going to look for a decent comfort pad an some paper shells, at the moment I'm using number six steel shot on a extra full choke (not ajustable) Oh, an 100 yrds, no I dont think so, something got lost in the translation the shells I have are called "cien metros" If I cant tame it's kick I'll look for a 20 or 24 for the boy to learn on. But I would like to find out why it kicks so much . Steve1 Ive been shooting quite a few mink latley as loads escaped from a mink farm not to far away. lost a load of chicken to those critters. Gone fishing
  17. Whoops I thought I was in the sc. No it's not a Damascus, probably a 1410 it's proof tested to 620Kgs ( 4300psi) should be enough for a 16 guage and modern shells. The barell is stamped 16,6 16,7. R 65. 18,95 then the proof testing 620Kgs and the serial number the makers name is illegible, but I know it's a Spanish gun Gone fishing
  18. It's whats more commonly known as as a Harley Canhardly. Rolls down hills an can hardly get back up them. He he He he He he He he He he He he He he He he Servers ya right, next time buy British Gone fishing
  19. Damn, are all the Swiss like you. Gone fishing
  20. The other day I bought a older 16 guage single barell 29" DOM 1929 ( I like old guns) I bought it for my son to learn on Here in Spain the 20 is few an far between. So I fired a few rounds an it kicked like a mule I'm 6 ft an 200 lbs an it hurt my shoulder So I drilled the stock an added a pound of lead to reduce the recoil, nothing, still kicked, next step was to ream the breech as older shot guns where made for paper shells, their was a definate small step in the breech. my thinking was as plastic shell are a smite smaller maybe the shot was hitting the step in the breech causing the extra recoil, Nope still kicked like a mule. Now I'm stuck for ideas, I dont really want to use sub terminal shells as I've got tons of Cheddite 100yrd plus shells that I want to use up. But thier is no way I'm going to let my boy use this little monster with the kick it's got, Any useful tips on how to tame this beast. Gone fishing
  21. Do what I did when I had noisy people living in the flat above, I screwed four sub woofers to the ceiling looped "Je t aime" an let it play all weekend whilst I went to the DZ. apart from some funny looks they never said anything to me. Gone fishing
  22. Albeit a run away one No not really. I was one of the intelligent ones that saw the light Gone fishing
  23. I'll see your fart an raise you a squirty one Gone fishing
  24. The older British driving licence ( Ive got a pink one and a green one) dosent expire till your 65th birthday. Reason being its that it has no photo. he he. sucks to be you. Gone fishing