Zep

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  1. Actually the wifey and I arn't fans of xocolate, So this morning as a special treat for her I let her suck on some of that white creamy filling Gone fishing
  2. Good God a masoquistic lawer, whatever next Gone fishing
  3. Zep

    Your opinion needed

    You go to a restaurante that on the menu has calamar a la romana would you expect a heavy fish n chip like batter or a light tempura batter?. Ok, my argument is that if I order fresh calamar a la romana an it comes in a heavy batter then it probably is'nt fresh but frozen. Your opinions are needed. edit, I got to go an cook now but I'll be back latter. Gone fishing
  4. At least it's a start, now I wonder if it will over flow into the world of agriculture an hopefully bust Monsanto's stangle hold Gone fishing
  5. 56 and semi retired, now I only work an 80 hour week Gone fishing
  6. I'm sitting on it Now thats funny Gone fishing
  7. Including foreplay and after cuddles What is this foreplay and after cuddle business??? I think it was something invented by Al Bundy Gone fishing
  8. Zep

    Motorcycle helmets

    I would think you could have someone add the rest of the Clone Trooper gear to one of THESE. Thats the way of the world, DoT Isn't for every one, for example in England if you are a immigrant you can legaly wear a rag on your head, of course an English man can't, Same as if you are a copper and an immigrant you can wear a rag instead of the silly bobbies hat. But this is the BF so I'll leave it at that. Gone fishing
  9. Doin' that there wit out a permit can git ya arrested in some of these parts! Here too in some parts Gone fishing
  10. he's an old man, an old English man WRONG again Squeek, I was English then I saw the error of my ways, much like your forfathers, I'm Catalan although my ID says I'm Spanish VISCA CATALUNYA VISCA CATALA. You got the old man bit right My kind of tit, legs ahoy Gone fishing
  11. Hi Tony, I alwas used to think that when I was a customer, now................... Guess I'm turning in to a real chef Gone fishing
  12. I saw Carrier and immidiatly thought it was about air conditioning, must be showing my age Gone fishing
  13. They come to my restaurante which is in the middle of nowhere, It's pure countryside I offer meals from yesteryear, the game meals are served in mud baked bowls just like they eat from in the last centuary, these fucking townies just don't understand. who in thier right mind would serve wild boar, pheasant, or jugged hare on a gigantic plate with a poxy, measly little serving in the middle, not enought to satisfy an ant. If you are from the town or city DON'T come to my restaurante you aint welcome. Rant over. Gone fishing
  14. Zep

    The wind

    Can't you just fart instead, like the rest of us Gone fishing
  15. what were Jesus's last words? Oh God, what a way to spend Easter Gone fishing
  16. Zep

    It's about time

    It's a Knock off, it has no laughing shaft or giggiling pin like the real Encabulator Gone fishing
  17. Step back! I am not a redneck, I'm a hillbilly. Just ask the people that were at the Roaming DZ boogie in Fitzgerald a week or so back. An I bet Y'all make that hog squeel like a pig Gone fishing
  18. This is strange, I know people that are Spanish, French and Portuguese, All of them speak English in their own way, but bearing in mind that they are all forigners speaking English I cut them a lot of slack, You Rednecks on the other hand have managed to butcher a beutifull language (English) out of all recognition, PS, I luv the female Texas drawl Gone fishing
  19. Zep

    cold smokers

    Actually Castrol "R" Bacon
  20. Zep

    cold smokers

    Got MIG TIG GAS and STICK (inverter) Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    cold smokers

    I'm thinking of using some oil drums, one to generate the smoke and the other as the recipient for the smoke as a heat sorce I'll be using a gas fired volcanic stone BBQ, cast iron plate to hold the chips/sawdust ( I'm using Oak) Basically I have an idea how I'll build it but input from people who've done it would be great Gone fishing
  22. Zep

    cold smokers

    25-30 Celcius 77-86 F Dont want to cook the bacon be smoking it for around 30 hours Gone fishing
  23. Zep

    cold smokers

    I've a ton of pork belly's an loin that I've decided to cold smoke, at the momment it's in brine so I have a few days to build a smoker (can't use the fireplace as the customers would complain) Looking for redneck idea's (Billy help me out) Anyone built a decent cold smoker? Gone fishing
  24. This is a great one, European basketball player, Wonder what would happen if he ever sighned for an American team Fucka Gone fishing
  25. Zep

    Computer Error

    that means : go to the next Apple Store