Zep

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  1. Muffin the mule Noggin the nog Andy Pandy Bill and Ben the flowerpot men (flobalob lille weeeed) Watch with mother the Woodentops Sara and Hoppity The magic roundabout Doctor Who The Saint The Black and White minstral show Val Doonican Gone fishing
  2. Zep

    If I'd been born

    clicky Gone fishing
  3. Zep

    If I'd been born

    Lady trucker, Not only is she good looking but she's a skydiver to boot. Gone fishing
  4. Zep

    If I'd been born

    40 years later I'd be after Lisa Kelly like a ferret down a rabbit hole That is one sexy sexy lady. Gone fishing
  5. Thank God it didn't happen in England. I can just see the nanny state banning teeth. Gone fishing
  6. I think the home owner should be sentenced to at least a months range time, or ordered to buy a short barrel scatter gun. The girl should be sentenced to complete a behavioral course with the Shah. Gone fishing
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    Inside Your Brain

    Being a lot older and maybe a little wiser than you I struggle hard each day to keep my brain empty, not saying it always works but on the good days it's pure bliss. Gone fishing
  8. Yeah right, maybe they'll get it sorted out or NASA and the CIA just don't want private enterprise in space. Gone fishing
  9. It means Police can ask on the radio for quick check on someone if they find a firearm in the possession of that person. Well here in Spain the police don't have to bother with a radio check. If I'm walking down the road with a shotgun or rifle slung over my shoulder all they ask for is my firearms license and the guns unique registration certificate which I am obliged to carry whilst carrying a fire arm in a public place. I for one have no problem with my guns being in a gun registry. Gone fishing
  10. Ha, Couldn't handle my moonshine could you. Gone fishing
  11. Carol Pinkerton [;) Brilliant. Gone fishing
  12. I love this one. It's coming to America first, the cradle of the best and of the worst. It's here they got the range and the machinery for change and it's here they got the spiritual thirst. It's here the family's broken and it's here the lonely say that the heart has got to open in a fundamental way: Democracy is coming to the U.S.A. Gone fishing
  13. Devine AKA Harris Glenn Milstead Sad sad man You think you're a man but you're only a boy You think you're a man you are only a toy. Gone fishing
  14. path·o·log·i·cal/ˌpaTHəˈläjikəl/ Adjective: Of or relating to pathology. Involving, caused by, or of the nature of a physical or mental disease caused by the dealings with Lawyers and/or District attorneys. Gone fishing
  15. Aah remember the old saying. It's cunts like them that make pricks like you stand up to attention
  16. should be 'will be held'...the way it reads 'will hold' makes it sound like the party will be on stand-by if the weather is fine. Then again you ferINers might LIKE to party in the rain!? FerINer, Ya old fart my familys name is in the Doomsday book. I just happen to be the black sheep who hated grammar and got banished to foreign lands Gone fishing
  17. What's wrong with this sentance The party will hold in the garden if the weather is fine. Gone fishing
  18. What a stupid dog for putting up with a lazy owner. Gone fishing
  19. No not really, the way we are going a direct hit would be the best thing to happen to the human race. Gone fishing
  20. Can't argue with that, became a fan of Icarus since 1999. Now that bum looks really butch, I prefere a size six. Gone fishing
  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0ieX9mHr4 Gone fishing
  22. As someone mentiond in the comments, normal road rules don't apply to people who drive Porches or similar cars. Untill they are behind me. Me and my Landy rule the roads. Gone fishing
  23. You're right - we are different.. Instead of contributing good ideas (because you are in fact quite shrewd and funny), you attack *people* you don't like. You don't even attack based on anything concrete or valid but simply because you've decided *you* don't like the person. What's more, you seem to go out of your way to do this instead of simply avoiding the threads you know will just irritate you anyway. This suggests to me that you *enjoy* putting people down, and this is something else we do not have in common. BOM BOM, We have a winner, Although you don't probably care but in my opinion you've just gone up three notches. Gone fishing
  24. I'm so lazy I make the wife sit on top. Gone fishing
  25. Zep

    Just what you need.

    A new Sunday fiction paper. More tits more lies, more half truths. Payola ressurected. Mr assole himself has anounced that he will soon be printing, Wait for it... Da Da THE SUN ON SUNDAY God fucking help Britian. Gone fishing