bendywendy

Whatever your heart desires! If it stays as chilly as it is - I'll keep my chaps on all day long (I'll keep my butt covered though - it's not warm enough for that)

I had to try...

I could hang with you in the gimp area anyways! My arm still wont go all the way straight from the last broken bone - maybe that is worth a little sympathy!

When are you moving out here? We've got two boogies coming up - Uwe's Country Jam this weekend and then in February the Naughty Cupid Boogie with the Pink Mafia. They are going nuts with costumes and planning for it. The Country Jam is going to have a mechanical bull or the Naughty Cupid is going to have a whole bunch of really sexy chicas in lingerie and wings - so if you are in Florida during either of them - you should check out Sebastian during those events at least.

I have been getting calls from people from all over asking about this boogie! We are going to be going off!!! I've got to try not to break my neck on the bull this weekend so that just in case I change my mind I can throw together an outfit for this one. Neck braces & halo's don't really go with lingerie and wings - well, maybe the wings...

We've talked a few of the CrossKeys people into staying for the jam, too - I think. They have to work some plane ticket stuff out but the arm twisting seems to be working. We've got new sinks for the bathrooms that should be in by the weekend (now that the horrible sulfer water is gone) and with a miracle the zoo bar will actually be reopened. Actually that would be a miracle - it will be open for the Naughty Cupid Boogie but I don't know about this one. The tiki bar will have to do.

Here's the latest newsletter we sent out about the jam this weekend. We had bad weather all this past weekend so we are raring to go! Check out the info pages on the web at http://www.skydiveseb.com/uwes jam-rev.pdf or read this email for the text version. Aerodyne presents Uwe’s Country Jam at Skydive Sebastian Sponsored by SunPath, Flexvision & Performance Designs Please RSVP as soon as possible...we want to be sure to have enough beer & ribs... Who? Everyone is invited to Uwe’s Country Jam When? January 21 – 23, 2005 Where? Skydive Sebastian Attire? cowboy/girl, of course! With prizes for the best cowpokes! Remember no chew or hand rolled western cigarettes in the hangar or on the planes. Registration? $20.00 will get you all kinds of load organizing, free dinner on Saturday night, beer specials and bull riding! Daytime Activities? Skydiving with lots of load organizing! Every level is welcome. RW load organizers will be Drew Zastrow & Uwe Vondewitz. Freeflying organizers will be Cisco Neri and Will Lajeunesse. Tracking dives with Uwe Vondewitz, Cisco Neri & Will Lajeunesse. Working towards big way tracking on Sunday. Wingsuit organizing will be with Perry Trowbridge. He will have demos available and can be available to do first wingsuit jumpcourses. Please schedule this early. Cowboy/girl formations – have your jumpable costume and go on some cowboy bigways (or little ways). Go Western Saturday night! Our DJ will provide plenty of music for a western style DZ party. …bring your jeans, boots and hats to get in the spirit. Prizes for best western wear will include cash and jump prizes. Western BBQ catered by Woody’s with chicken & ribs free to the registered cowhands. Plates will be available for purchase for non-skydiving participants. Be sure to belly up to Sunpath’s Odyssey Saloon. There will be free shots while they last & cheap beer for the registered cowboys & girls. Regular prices for non-registered participants. Mechanical Bull riding/contests Cash and jump prizes for the best men and women bull riders. Chicken shit contest – Joe Zuther’s famous chickens Esther, Cruella and Frances will be making an appearance. Buy a number and if the chicken “picks” your number – you win! Thank yous to… We would like to sincerely thank Aerodyne, Sunpath and Performance Designs for their sponsorship and Flexvision for giving accommodation to the Sunpath crowd.

You definately need to try them all. We'd love to see you come out to Sebastian. You at least have to check out the view from the air. The restaurant has been closed down since the hurricanes but should be open soon. The tiki bar has been reopened and stays open while jumpers are there and still drinking. Once the restaurant reopens (hopefully in the next couple of weeks) the night life will come back a little stronger.

speaking of pj's - where were you and your pj's on new years!!! I didn't see you in the fun house.

Someone needs to work on Katiebear. She's been down to FL twice and not come out to Sebastian. She should make an appearance for this.

You know the rules! Everybody does the jello!! We make a few rare exceptions for say recovering raging alcoholics or people who are adamant veggans and trying to force jello shots on them turns a good time into a long obnoxious rant on the evils of the world and times we live in. You fall into neither category as far as I know, so you have no excuses!

oh yeah! And just to tease everyone - the weather is absolutely gorgeous right now. The otter is flying - it will be the skyvan this weekend.

Ok, I may have missed people and I may have put in people who weren't quite sure so - check it out and fix it up but here's a start for us.... allisonjr bendywendy bdbrown brierebecca (& travis?) carbonezone cynci DaGimp freeflynNicki freeflir29 LoudDan Marks Melstarr Paige Shananay Sid skydiveNflorida skymamma srsublime stacy sunnydee123 VanillaSkyGirl

why, thank you so much!

Angela - I thought you were supposed to be here - you are missing the big moonwalk - our bouncy house inside the hangar...

planes? we need planes - alright!

It was finally a beautiful day today - good blue skies, lots of canopies filling it up and a good new year's party right now!

we'll we were going to have one in the hangar tonight for the new year's party. We actually aren't going to do that but we've rented something that I think is going to be even better.... however, I think I am personally buying a trampoline and going to set it up here at least for the cupid boogie if not all the time - since, when am I ever home? Oh wait I was home for three days last week while I had food poisoning and the weather sucked so bad we didn't even open.

How completely utterly stupid can I be????? I just realized 10 minutes ago that New Year's Eve is tomorrow - FRIDAY not Saturday - FRIDAY! So now all those things I pushed off yesterday thinking I still had two more nights to prepare are piled together. I'll be ok, breathe, breathe, get organized - learn how to delegate better - shit, shit, shit - looks like a late night of jello shot making, painting, cutting, sawing, hammering, nailing, etc, etc... AND DAMN IT - my footed pajamas did not come in time! Since when does overnight shipping not mean overnight shipping?

straight to the gutter! who was talking about getting laid? Besides for us the statistics are phenomenal!

You are the best, shimmell!

There will definately be someone here to fly with!. Drew Zastrow has been doing RW organizing for us and Will has been doing freefly organizing when Cisco is too busy. We also have quite a few jumpers who I know are showing up to camp out for a couple of weeks right at that time - so the tiki bar will be there when you need it but you will have people to jump with - now whether or not you'll want to jump with them is another thing entirely.

And you are coming here in February - finally, right????

No we are having the mechanical bull for Uwe's Country Jam which is January 21 - 23. It's very, very trampoline like. The trampoline isn't a total write off yet - it might still happen but I guarantee you'll like this.

I envy your knowledge of penises Rosa! or at least of spelling penises! I'm excited that we are finally getting you all the way to the east coast of the east coast - (orlando does not count as the actual coast). I can't wait...oh - this weekend for New Year's we are putting a bounce house inside the hangar & having a pj slumber party - sure you can't make it for that? The weather has sucked royally up until today but it's still in the 70's during the day and it seems to be getting better.