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  1. Malfunction
    I am opposite. I hate SPRINT. They screwed me over. Gave me a faulty phone, replaced it with a good phone, but a faulty one too, then replaced it with a phone that was one grade lower than my original phone. I had call drop all over town (the second largest city in Iowa), and my nights didn't start until 9pm. I now have a bill over $400 because their tracking system of minutes sucks and somehow I used 3000 minutes in a month.... Hmmm. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Smile : )

    Malfunction replied to Sebazz1's topic in The Bonfire

    only a skydiver would think like that! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Smile : )

    Malfunction replied to Sebazz1's topic in The Bonfire

    where did you get these? They made my day... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  4. Malfunction
    Korn, StoneSour and Marilyn Manson. It is a burned CD. All the best music. Gets me high-strung I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    I got more people talking about my "PackBoy" than I did about my closing pin. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Dude- serious good to you man. I would go ape-sh!t if someone stole my bike. VOODOO-VOODOO on the punks that took it. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    There is nothing wrong with using your office long distance, especially if you are broke like me and don't have long distance at home OR a cell phone. I make special trips to the office just to use the phone... only my boss doesn't know... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    lmao I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    nah, fungus is too weird. I am thinking more 70ish. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    My Oreos have a particular additive ... one that makes you see really cool colors, almost phycadelic. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Want some Oreo's? We will call it Jumptown! *if you have to ask about the Oreo's then you hang out with with the wrong people* I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    I find it all rather humerous. I for one am surprised they got 2k people out there in the first place! Anyone remember Jamestown from History class??? Do they serve Kool-Aid at these functions? I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    It is a pity that everyone can't see the light like you! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  14. Malfunction
    Rock on, Dude! Door are opening, velvet ropes are parting, champaign is falling from the skygods... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    I wore mine 24/7. I managed to get a date out of it. But as far as having another skydiver say something, it only happened twice: once at the check out counter of WalMart. The clerk was a jumper, only had like 20 jumps though. The other time was at the StLouis Airport, met a jumper from Eloy. Then, tragically, I lost it in freefall. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Well, I couldn't find a picture of a malfunction that I could fit in the Av screen. It is a nice container, very bright colors. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Gym is at home. Exercise is at frizbee golf course. Beer is at bar. Only 30 minutes left... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    I am the resident packer at my DZ, so I have to be fast and clean (yes, I am still talking about parachutes). I can pack a canopy, f111 or zp, new or old, with an on-heading opening 500-700 ft snivel (if that is your thing) from brake stow to closing container is less than 10 consistently. Tandems are a trash pack, but then when you have 430 square feet of F111 ass-wipe, you could crumple it like a piece of paper and it will open for you. I roll pack tandems (Sets included) and have soft smooth openings. My own Stilletto I fast pack: Stow brakes, 3 line check, count nose, shake all other cells, corner slider, push nose, wrap tail, lay down, supress air, S fold, close bag, stow lines, close container. 5 minutes. Far from trashy. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Rock On! Glad you had your rig checked. This is living proof that skydivers are a close-nit group of people and no matter the distance, they are still family.. have fun at the convention... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Quotedon't see why everyone complains about them Lets see what you say when you go back to the luxury of the turbine... #1 rule of a Cessna DZ ... There will be NO 15 minute turn times, nor 20, nor 30... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    This will be off the thread, but Unstable, what DZ in Kansas? I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Screw the beer, you owe a keg! What were you thinking jumping out of a Cessna?!? Just kidding. I jump at a Cessna DZ, so I got to give all you big-bird jumpers crap... Congrats on the Cessna jump... how was the ride up? Nice and COZY??? I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    unfortunately we have windows xp professional with web block. i can't look at dirty pictures. so i go around the corner to the magazine shop and spend my lunch hour browsing the "dirty" section... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
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    Been watching forums for a couple of weeks. Work has suffered. I just don't have the desire to work on someone else's mortgage loan when I HAVE TO RENT. *sigh* Now I got on these forums and seem to be refreshing my computer more than doing my data entry. If only my boss knew that the fast typing she hears was for forum replies and not for work related issues... tee-hee I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  25. Malfunction
    QuoteWhy can't I just have lots of fun and do stupid things Dude - watch out for the balloons... they are NOT for popping! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire