headoverheels

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content

    5,138

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    9

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by headoverheels

  1. headoverheels
    Maybe the only diamond Shari will get.
  2. headoverheels
    Are you already being treated for the thyroid problems? Such are very common and widely treated successfully.
  3. headoverheels
    I chose my canopies based on my love of Gulliver's Travels.
  4. headoverheels
    Here's some advice: Get a Sabre2 170, get some more canopy training and still be very careful. You can jump that for many hundreds of jumps.
  5. headoverheels
    If you have short risers, you will not have as long of a control stroke. The canopy must be in full flight with the toggles all the way up. With short risers, this toggle position is not as high above your shoulders as with longer risers. You can only pull down as far as your arms are long, so starting lower means less toggle stroke.
  6. headoverheels
    And now I'll show how to do a prostate self-examination.
  7. headoverheels
    Al Gore goes skydiving
  8. headoverheels
    If something goes wrong, I'm already in position to shit.
  9. headoverheels

    For Grue

    headoverheels replied to Maxim's topic in The Bonfire

    Yet another.
  10. headoverheels
    I sold my avitar to pay for syrup.
  11. headoverheels
    I'm only smiling like this because someone's grabbing my ass.
  12. headoverheels
    27 more boxtops and I can get that jumpsuit.
  13. headoverheels
    Didn't deBar crash some other skydiver's motorcycle that he borrowed a few years back? Maybe the wind will blow some of that charred grass away.
  14. headoverheels
    I'm in the next Carl Jr's advertisement! All in red to match the ketchup.
  15. headoverheels
    "Eating Raoul"
  16. headoverheels
    If a tourist wouldn't buy this hat, who would?
  17. headoverheels

    Hey GFD

    headoverheels replied to Buried's topic in The Bonfire

    He said they only jumped a little bit, at first.
  18. headoverheels
    Damn, that's gonna give you a shitty outlook!
  19. headoverheels
    What you really need is one of the JFTC coozies someone was selling a couple of years ago, 'cause those coozies have BOOBIES! (o) (o)
  20. headoverheels
    I tried that, but could only do my left eye. Now, my depth perception is shot!
  21. headoverheels
    I see this as another cop-out. How can anybody know what a new/recent forum member can learn or has missed due to a short history in the sport. Okay, maybe we should just come up with a numbered list of all the commonly made mistakes and post it as a sticky. When an incident occurs, just post "this weekend a #37 happened at Hardground DZ." No further discussion needed 95% of the time.
  22. headoverheels
    My friend was born missing part of his eyelid, so they used his foreskin to graft one on. It works fine now, he is just a bit cockeyed. On topic: Would not have a son cut.
  23. headoverheels
    Those items would be about $5700 in San Jose, or $600 less if you can fit into a C152. Be aware that most pilots take more than the minimum hours to complete the rating.
  24. headoverheels
    Just tell her you want instructions in doing prostate self-examination. Typical doctor technique is to be in and out in record time, then leave the room for a minute, in case you get a boner.
  25. headoverheels
    I guess that's why they have that air freshener hanging there. And I thought Americans were the ones who had a love affair with their cars...