jumper03

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  1. I watched it. I didn't cry. I've got plenty of friends that have gone on that trip and I'm on the list and the movie was so full of bullshit I couldn't watch it. Sorry dog lovers. Scars remind us that the past is real
  2. It is no secret - one of my least favorite rigs to pack is a wings. It is damn near impossible for me to make it look good. I think this must be from the first wings I packed - the more experienced rigger told me - "pack it like a javelin" so I did. Then I would get more tips from other riggers about how much to put in the ears, how much to shorten the loop, where to put the pilot chute...blah blah blah. So tonite, I'm packing another wings - dreading in the back of my mind the ugly mess that would be my finished pack job. So I pull up the manual on my computer and refresh myself on where everything goes and decide - screw the tricks, I'm going to do it just like the manual says...(what a novel concept!) Not only is it the best looking wings pack job I've ever done, I would wager it is one of the best looking wings pack jobs I've ever seen! (If I do say so myself! ) My lesson for tonite? RTFM. Jump Scars remind us that the past is real
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  5. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wOOt! Looks like I might be a summer regular at J-town again jeff! YEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAA Scars remind us that the past is real
  6. I miss the muppets... on a different note - god damn! Is that what you learn at ITT TECH??? I guess the commercials are right. I wonder if there is one near me? Scars remind us that the past is real
  7. wtf are you all talking about??? Scars remind us that the past is real
  8. and I thought it was just the dummies I have over there that are problem chillen..... Scars remind us that the past is real
  9. don't forget to pull.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  10. oh yeah! Count me in! I haven't even began to scratch the surface of knowledge. In the mean time - I need to get a copy of the Master Catalog and I have no idea who to contact. Anyone got an idea? Scars remind us that the past is real
  11. Bought one of these in 2004. End of story. http://www.globalgadgetuk.com/Personal.htm The best part is to use it in a bar when some idiot is on his phone. Drop him, wait for him to call back, drop him again. Hours of amusement. COOL! I need one of those. If a student answers a cell phone in my class - they are kicked out - for good. It is written in the syllabus. You text in class - you are kicked out for good. Also written in the syllabus. Scars remind us that the past is real
  12. jumper03

    MICRO!!!!

    The two of you innocent?? I am just not buying it! Scars remind us that the past is real
  13. jumper03

    MICRO!!!!

    pussy! Funny...that's what I thought when you hopped in my truck... BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Scars remind us that the past is real
  14. jumper03

    MICRO!!!!

    Like I said - no date has been set - postponed indefinitely..... Scars remind us that the past is real
  15. jumper03

    MICRO!!!!

    hey, micro showed his stash first... I haven't set a date yet for my showing....BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAA Scars remind us that the past is real
  16. jumper03

    MICRO!!!!

    Are you teabaggin my rig? she and I ended up taking a shower together..... I figure nothing but the best for your things..... Scars remind us that the past is real
  17. jumper03

    MICRO!!!!

    Do you remember when you teabaged my laptop?? Payback is a bitch.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  18. ummmmmm....no. that is South Africa.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  19. I believe we've had this conversation Jim, and I seem to remember telling you that you're covered in that regard. Blues, Dave Thanks Davey.....we can limp one another to the plane. Just clean yourself up good before each load and I'll be happy to turn points with you. If you ff though - you on your own.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  20. AND I hope you tossed the lenses, otherwise it will happen again! WHOA! No I didn't. I didn't even think about that. I'm glad I haven't put those back in yet... GOOD TIP!!
  21. LOL!! I swear I didn't mean that. LOL. et tu brute? Scars remind us that the past is real
  22. how in the hell did you get it so dirty in only 30 jumps????? Scars remind us that the past is real
  23. For the love of god - if you handle jalapeno peppers - wash your hands for at least 2 hours and 13 minutes before taking out your contacts..... Holy shit on a stick... Scars remind us that the past is real
  24. Bozo hon...maybe skydiving is now just a part of your life...and there is more to your life than skydving. I.