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    Wow! Great idea! Make a movie, get Natashia Kinski, and Emelio Estavez to play in it. Use Tony Saprano to play the bad guy! Call it, ah Terminal Velocity --
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    Mardigras jump anyone? -------------------------
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    I've killed so much in the shower; everytime it rains I get wood. www.helpingmormons.org/Masterbation.htm
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    What is happening here!?
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    Hark! What's that I hear? www.outsidemag.com/news/specialreport/wolf/audio/wolfhowl.wav
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    In prison 'killing kittens' is called 'baby killing'.
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    Do'nt worry; you can stop holding your water in less than twelve hours. I was in the military(USAF-30351 Air Traffic Control Radar Repairman) during the Carter Presidency. Gas lines, run away inflation, hostages, malaise, '80 Olympics that weren't, communists in the americas, taxes, disco, and rampant anarcy. When the President Reagan prayed on during his first speech; I said 'look at this hoakie fool'. Then the hostages came home, he fired PATCO(Air traffic controllers are the only assholes bigger than pilots), the military became cool again (and got money), taxes came down, inflation went away, and people had rediscovered patriotism. It was morning in America. During this time the whiners were howling, kind of like today. -Bob-
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    Get very angry, cuss alot and then threaten them with violence. That will work. Right! Seriously now; look at the terms of yor card. Some say postmarked, others say posted by fri. of sat. I hate this mees so I alway pay on-line by thurs. night. I have found that most of the time raising hell only causes them to cancel your card. -Bob- ----
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    "Well Fuck Me Runnin"
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    If that were true there'd be a lot of hairy hands on braille keyboards posting messages on dz.com. It is better to spill your seed on the floor; than in a belly of a whore! ------------
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    Whistle Here Puppy,puppy,puppy!
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    PUKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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    There she is..... Miss America!!!!!!!!!!
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    Ron Howard?!!
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    One thing for sure, the pinkos didn't take over the county. -yet Thanks Joe -Bob-
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    Put 'em up!
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    Really good Reagan Screen Saver. (free) Reagan Library - https://www.ifr-ors.com/ors_2_live/wpr.cfm?wp=89 -copy &paste- ---
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    Bush to Skydive Into Next News Conference (2003-05-08) -- U.S. President George Bush enjoyed his tailhook landing on an aircraft carrier so much that he plans to skydive into his next news conference. The President will leap from Air Force One at an altitude of about 12,000 feet and freefall for 45 seconds before pulling the ripcord. As soon as the parachute opens, it will officially be called Air Force One, since it bears the President aloft. "The President loves to fly, and it shows," said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer. Sen. Robert Byrd, D-WV, immediately criticized the planned jump as a cheap publicity stunt aimed at boosting Mr. Bush's image for the 2004 elections. Mr. Fleischer agreed with the Senator. "Yes, it's a publicity stunt. And the Senator is right. It will look great on the campaign posters," said Mr. Fleischer, "but it's not cheap. Do you know what jet fuel costs these days?" www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/000896.html -
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    Here kitty!www.radiodr.com/sammy.html
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    Hey y'all; Watch This! famous last words of redneck skydiver
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    I am watching. Have been for days. Caisson(use in sentence) Hey newby, put your caisson the cooler. -
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    Twenty-one gun salutes allways bring tears to my eyes.
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    Finer thans frog's hair.
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    The average cost of a year's tuition, room and board, and fees at a private college last year was $22,541 (source: the College Board). $22,541 times 4= $90,164 3000 jumps times $20.00= $60,000 Rigs needed for 3000 jumps= 3 min. times Average price of rig: $5000 = $15,000 Repacks requires for 11 years=33 33 times $40.00=$1320.00 Jumpsuits, altimeters, helmets etc.=$2,000 Travel, hotels, etc.= $10,000 College is way overpriced! -
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    How 'bout this ladies. He comes in your door and goes directly to the head and takes a dump. Would you still go out with him. -Bob-