champu
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I used to enjoy playing with cats, but I've developed pretty severe alergies to them. Anyone know of any vets willing to remove a cat's skin and fur?
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I didn't know I had one... Looks like you don't have a job anymore, either!! The pay wasn't great, but giving up my flashlight and pepper spray is going to take a little time to come to terms with.
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Let's see... money... food... sex... OH A SHINEY THING!
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I didn't know I had one...
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still no arial shots, but there are these
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I'll have to re-read my contract to make sure, but I don't remember seeing anything about protecting you from women who can actually throw me a signifigant distance.
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*shrugs* my gear bag is in the background of one of the cake cutting photos, does that count?
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*holds security guard style pepper spray at arms length with flashlight in other hand walking toward the dark corner of the thread* "I know you're in there amazon..."
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*drops donut and shines flashlight into thread* hey, what's all the commotion in here?
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Just keep your cash and prizes out of her ears.
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What are you whining about now?
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I could tell you, but Champu would have to kill you! I like the Spinal Tap reference. Major brownie points... I'll let you in on it. FGF is Frenchy Goggle Fraternity. FGF-2 sigh, I was back-logged enough as it were. /edited for attatchmenty goodness
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I'd like to focus on being less of a colossal prick.
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Who's French Mouth? Well, until I see the both of you at the same time, the only reasonable explaination is that you are the same person.
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she was probably cheating.
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60 quid, and one of the beers.
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I haven't even tried it yet, but this looks interesting... http://www.exeem.com/
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What color is it, and does the engineer have any pets? It's red and orange and the caboose is filled with gerbils and ferrets. Is there any cheese on the train? You know cheese is sticky and slows the train down. So do Panama Canals.
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If it was an absolute fact that at some point in the future I was going to die skydiving... wouldn't that preclude me from being able to quit? Haven't you ever seen Minority Report?
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I'm laying in bed at the hotel after a long day of jumping, minding my own business, it's one in the morning and I figure I'll get some rest so I can get up early and jump Sunday. Skylord comes in hauling a cooler full of beer and vodka, followed shortly thereafter by the entire population of the bombshelter.
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Take care of yourself, and don't sweat the extra reserve repack.
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you can have my spot for $20
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That's weird, beer slows my swing down a bit, and I drive the ball straighter... cuts about 5 strokes off my game
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no, but it's a cheap way to pass the time.
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I used to do that all the time, then my dad got a job.