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Hmmm He kinda looks like a chimp... does he have dirty brown fingers?
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Hey Honey bunch. I'd love to help ya. You should have asked me at the DZ last weekend. I could have shown you all of them on my lean bod. But there's one muscle I don't think you can get to function.
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Bad news for skydivers, good news for local bars
BlueEyedMonster replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, don't compare them... he would hate to realize the horribly disgusting error he made in the purchasing a Chevy. -
Bad news for skydivers, good news for local bars
BlueEyedMonster replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire
Actually billvon, I thought the intended purpose of the "bumper height" laws was to make sure bumpers meet bumpers during collisions, and allow the crumple zones in smaller cars to work properly.... thus saving lives. But according to this law a 4,501 lbs. to 7,500 lbs vehicle can legally have a bumper that will clear the bumper of a passenger car by 3/4 of an inch... head on collision: Amazon's Ram verses a little small car with a aerodynamic front end... Amazon's Ram will just go over the hood and decapitate the small cars occupants. Thats not a life saving law! Thats a FUBAR law. -
Yup... I working. I can do 50 things at once. That's why they like me.
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Bad news for skydivers, good news for local bars
BlueEyedMonster replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire
Thats dumb...The bumpers don't match up between the big and the little vehicles. What's the purpose of that law? -
[pushes button] **Bing Bong** Where's my mint dammit!
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I respect your logic very much. If you ever cook one up, I'll share a cat with ya. I actually think we should eat horses. They have a large muscle mass and are very lean. Europeans eat them. I want horse burger!
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That was cool. But its best when ya shoot a young one right away at first light, gut it (and that's a mighty warm place to keep your hands when its cold out) and hang it in a tree. Bambi is tastier and more tender that the big ole buck anyway. He's just for the wall and hotdogs.
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Yummm Double Whopper w/cheese Extra Cheese, Extra Mayo. MMMMmmm
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ha ha ha ROTFL... nothing to look at here. No hijacking going on... continue about your business folks. I swear! That post was the truth. Those songs have been stuck in my head since I was a kid. Excellent marketing gimic. The whole buttsex thing just makes it more funny
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Well it just goes to show my personality... but there are only two songs that ever get stuck in my head. And they are there all the time for some reason. Sometimes I just sing them when they pop in my head just to throw people off. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, that is what I truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me. and My Bologna has a first name. Its O-S-C-A-R. My Bologna has a second name; its M-A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say... Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
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My First Skydive pic - How to up the quality
BlueEyedMonster replied to MochaSkyChick's topic in The Bonfire
There is not much you can do for grainy. Any filter or process that would fix the graininess will just blur the fine lines and edges. -
Darnit... I think they have us beat! The SA flag looks to be about 4 times the size of that US flag. But, that totally rocks. It would be cool to see in person.
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You forgot Rap??? and Polka..
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Hmmm do you have a frequent beer buyer card? Welcome!
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Yeah, but they forgot Two in the Bush.
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On that ground, its like eating yogert--which is basically a whole bacteria culture in a single serve container in a wide variety of fruity flavors.
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Well Watch out for them Pennsylvanians... They have towns named Intercourse and Blue Ball.
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Sleepy at work. -ZZzzZZzz
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Thanks man. I love site maps when I am trying to get somewhere. This will be very helpful to me.
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I just went to a convenience store and they didn't have bread
BlueEyedMonster replied to skygal3's topic in The Bonfire
AHHHH the convenience store is closed! I have no milk.... and I just ate a huge chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven. -
I think that people are intelligent enough to realize that not all cops are bad cops, You have too much faith in people and the press. Any cop that that looks away is just as guilty. As for my parents. They assisted the DA (who lost his job because of this) in his county wide bust of taverns with illegal gambling machines. Which of course busted the Police chief's bar and the bar if the brother of Tommy Tompson--former WI govenor/Current sec. of health and human services in Bush's cabinet. But do you think they got any good press for it? Nope. The papers trashed the investigation and bust. Not because the bar owners weren't breaking the law... it was a "How dare they do this--those machines don't hurt anyone" type of thing. Of course my Mom stumbled onto the investigation while investigating a domestic abuse incident where the hubby beat the crap out of the wife because she lost all the rent money in one of the machines. So PillyKev, as a favor to me, could you ask your friend to prominently highlight the good cops she runs into in her investigation? ... heck and maybe even the difficulties they have dealing with the bad ones. That would make a good... good -vs-evil story.
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But torturing and killing lesser animals for entertainment is a NATURAL thing. Monkeys do it. Dogs do it, in fact, many predators do. Heck even fuzzy cute little kittycats do it... Never seen a cat just play with a mouse or bird for hours, then kill it and leave it lay? At least the bull fighters eat the bulls when they are done.
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Bad news for skydivers, good news for local bars
BlueEyedMonster replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire
Really? Wow. $4 per watt/hour? If so Man do I have some solar cells to sell you! I can buy a unconcentrated panel that will generate 1 watt as long as the sun shines on it for $35. Now, put that in a nice sunny place, average 9 hours of sun a day for 300 sunny days. So, in one year that panel will cost 1.3 cents per watt hour. I am sure it will last several years so you can divide that by a few more times... and add a few mirrors and a sun tracker and divide a few more times. WOW! Plus, all of this energy conversion is going to take place in 15,20, or 50 years from now. Bill, I am going to point out one fault with your arguments thus far. ESPECIALLY the solar cell one. You cannot hold back ideas based on todays limited technology. You are obviously a brilliant person, open your mind and think ahead and out of the box. Solar cell technology has been getting more efficient and cheaper with relatively little funding. What if we actually funded it? BTW Boeing has created cells that test 34% efficient in a lab for use in satellites. And they say sunlight can be concentrated on a cell as much as 500 times. http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/biztech/04/14/better.photovoltaics.ap/ There is currently work on the technology to build multi-layer cells that can theoretically achieve 70% http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20021020210743data_trunc_sys.shtml And the boil off/refrigeration would be an issue only if your tank leaks. Otherwise, the pressure within the tank will keep the hydrogen condensed, at least as long as you kept your tank full. But that is no different that a gasoline filled gas tank. That evaporates if you have an almost empty tank too.