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ahhhh - u sure have some very sophisticated ways to find odd links greetz - the gnome The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

bwahahahahaha! he's such a fine & perfect drag-queen & i really dig him in that golden pants maybe he's gonna win some points in the gay community by dressing as a poof? give a hint to the spin doctors & see how it turns out The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

since when is pw considered being constructive? or are you taking it to higher levels with starting polls? but to answer ur questions: sometimes its highly addictive and i pop in eveery ten minutes and sometimes i stay away for weeks... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

maybe you never asked before? i had them till my first solo. then after winters break when i was boarding the plane again in spring... but inthe last two years i havent heard the little voice in my head. maybe it comes back maybe it doesn't. if you hear it - face it. if it becomes to strong - ride it down. its just a jumpticket. and this is definitely cheaper than a f&%§ed up jump whith following injuries The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

what just popped into my mind: who tf gave away the video to these newpeople? the vidiot? the he really was the (a) dipshit or did the vidiot give it to lutz to show him his utter stupidity and the dumbass had nothing better to do and run to these tv guys? i wonder if these questions can be answered.. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

that guy ist the nightmare of every jm. saw the vid some months ago and tried to find out where that friggin dumbass endangered not only himself but also his jumpmasters. hearing now that he had the nerve to actually sue them is beyond belief. and once more it made me go puke that it is possible to find laywers to execute lawsuits like this one. luckily it got turned down if i were one of his teachers i'd sure as hell beat the shit out a that bastard in a quiet moment. what a fuckhead he is... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok - here she comes. michele - the queen of words

i'm missing the figures for deaths caused by starvation, malnutrition, civil wars in the 3rd & 4th world.... that should be the real goals on that planet The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ahhh - finally, after a long period of major bs in the talk back forum a seriuos topic has evolved. i've been relly pissed of by the way discussions are done in here. most of the time - especially in the politics thread - people just accuse one another of being a foolish liberal or a dumbass fan of gwb. for non-us-citizens this quickly becomes very boring especially if you try to make a point from an outside view that makes sense and nobody cares to take you into discussion or -worse - you are instantly labeled as a coward european. so i just stay out of these. then there's the typical gun totin' redneck threads which are only enjoyed by the rednecks themselves and the tittieobesessions tend also to become boring hijacking threads can be fun but most of the time it's just a royal pain anyway - i don't take discussions in dz.com to seriously The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

maybe the answer depends on who you are asking - freeflyerz, newbies, skysurfers, vidiots.... i wouldn't want to cause i don't have the right canopy to perform crw. and i have to admit freely that crw scares me indeed. but being scared in this case is another form of knowing the lack of skills i don't necessarily want to obtain... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i see i see - i just thought u were the boobie guy in this place The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

c'mon, examples, examples! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

how 'bout that one: what do u use your light sabre for a) slicing bread b) slicing enemies c) impressing boobies The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

in the ever growing need to find out something about the other inhabitants of dz.com there's been tons of absolutely useless polls lately. why not make a poll to put up a schedule on polls to come. or a poll on what polls you'd never answer anyway... or one on your most feared polls... the variations are endless The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

mentaly – ageless. my body just turned 38 The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

bwahahahahahaha! he guy's it's hot outside, it's summer and the paers have nothing to report on - so let's invent something new - metrosexuals (reads MAJOR BS). its nothing than the despription of some fashion & lifestyle addicts with some dorks writing on it.... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i'd say anything over a mouthfull is wasted thats definitely not my cup o tea The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

pm sent ps: there souldn't be any problems for you to jump here as long as you got an insurance (whatever "haftpflicht" translates to..)

1) the oldest student currently attaining classes at my dz is 65 - so u c its never to late 2) forget it!

and the silence is just broken by the hum of a light saber..... spoooooky The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

Stick in the beehive? that reminds me of this one: It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved." "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven." "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. ! And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock." "Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly. "At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved." "That wicked old devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!" The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok! for gods sake i heard it! boobies rule! and now stop shouting i'm already deaf The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

had a girlfriend. it was her favorite phrase. never could hold back laughing when she had an o.... broke up realy quick Hence I fail to see why what someone else believes is stopping a civil union outside of that belief structure. Am I making sense to anyone? because most of the religions or religious communities (no matter how big or small they might be) see themselves as superior because of their believes and eventually will try to force their way of living/thinking which is based on their beliefs onto others. any way of life that is philosophicaly/religiuosly based works as long as your are tolerating and respecting "non-believers" and vice-versa. but that's definitely utopia The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

maybe u should give it a try? (oh no - this will be another queer thread again!!! heteros go for shelter!) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

good point. pièce touché! but i didn't refer to the ten commandements which imho are more a philiosphical base or point of view on how a society should work. if you forget about the origins they could (and have in other words) developed anywhere on this planet. so far you don't have be be part of a religiuos community to live according to these "commandements". and if you boil them down even more it's all about respect which can't be given nor granted. it demands itself. the thought of a god being concerned what it's creatures doin their bedrooms is more than ridiculous. society should be way past this crap The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666