muff528

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  1. Probably from here: "In the Muslim school, the teacher wrote to tell my mother that I made faces during Koranic studies. My mother wasn't overly concerned. 'Be respectful,' she'd say. In the Catholic school, when it came time to pray, I would close my eyes, then peek around the room. Nothing happened. No angels descended. Just a parched old nun and 30 brown children, muttering words." ~Barack Obama from Dreams from My Father. Clearly, after having been exposed to both, he first rejected Islam and then Catholicism, ultimately in favor of the Black Liberation Theology denomination of Christianity.
  2. Regular old store brand chocolate. The good kind.
  3. Listen, we want to eat! We don't want to make a meal of the issues. ...Four rare steaks, please.
  4. This will show the humans how Global Climate Change is done.
  5. Real estate values in Florida will probably spike. (damn ...just my luck! We just sold some property here. )
  6. Well, I told you the reason ...to piss folks off. The shut-down means there is now no money (as if there was plenty of money before the shut-down) to pay park employees to stand around and make sure no one drops a gum wrapper on the ground. There is, however, plenty of money to hire guards and reinforce the barriers around the open-air WW2 memorial to keep 90-100 year-old folks from running around wildly in their walkers and wheelchairs yelling "Lafayette, we are here!". (OK, wrong war, but you get my point)
  7. Relax! We're not really shut down ...only a few high-profile services that directly impact folks day-to-day lives and the "furlough" of hundreds of thousands of meaningless bureaucrat "workers". The intent is to piss off the public in an attempt to show what a bunch of wankers the House Repubs are (which they are, even though the Democrat-controlled Senate is actually responsible for the "shut-down"). The federal workers (even the parasitic bureaucrat class) are going to get paid for their "lost time" anyway, so they may as well get their asses back to work and "earn" it. The term "government shut-down" is only a useful political tool just as the term "Affordable Care Act" has nothing to do with "affordability" nor "care" and everything to do with creating even more bureaucracy and idiocy.
  8. Actually, I'm a little surprised that someone hasn't already posted that picture on the Muff Brothers fb page.
  9. I bet you can find a jar of TANG in Sweden Powdered orange juice is highly overrated. Why would you need that, there are plenty of people drinking the Obamacare kool-aid and its the best ever, right? But, Tang is outta this world!
  10. I bet you can find a jar of TANG in Sweden Powdered orange juice is highly overrated.
  11. Sweden. and that's not even about health care, it's just that Sweden is really nice and you can a have great experiences there in general? No ...it was about health care. Haven't we heard how great the health care systems are in the progressive Euro-countries? I would have thought that Marko would have known that.
  12. 6-12 mosquito repellent. I also have to agree with the Coke machine smell. The one you had to lean down into and slide the bottle along the rails to get it out. Cold, musty galvanized sheet metal ...a one of a kind fragrance. Somehow it made the drink that much tastier.
  13. yeast extract, much like bottled chlamydia That's Vagimite Now, that right there is funny. Y'all set that exchange up in advance, right?
  14. So, for me, that would be once every 24 years. Now I understand why requiring a DL or state-issued ID might be considered to be such an oppressive requirement for some folks who might want to vote but can't prove who they are. Well, my main point is that if, during this renewal cycle, I'm eligible for online renewal (by just "telling" them who I am over the internet), why can I not use the same requirements for "in-person" renewal ...just show them my old DL and tell them my last 4 ssn.? They even have the further advantage of comparing my face with the picture on the old DL. I do understand that in 16 years I will have to provide BC or Passport. Or maybe the DHS regs which mandated these requirements are just not that important and someone is just writing rules to keep his job rather than coming up with meaningful, effective regulations.
  15. Just this past weekend I renewed my FL DL online. I did not have to provide any ID other than my DL# and a code number on the back of my existing license. The online form did ask for bday and last 4 of ssn. I just paid them the $55 and they mail me my new license. Although I haven't received it yet, I checked online for status and my new license is now good until 2021. (I guess they're going to use my pic from 2007 on the new license ...no matter, I still look the same.) HOWEVER, if I had physically gone to the DL office to renew in person, I would have been required to produce all the docs that Ron mentioned ...just so they could be sure that I'm me before issuing the renewal. Somehow, that doesn't make much sense to me but I don't make the rules. I guess DHS trusts you if you apply online (where no one actually sees who is filling out that form) but gets suspicious if you decide to apply in person with the DL you are renewing.
  16. Or America .. the whole planet would have been doomed by incompetence I don't think that risk is just in the past! Anyone ever find the Tybee Island nuke (offshore Savannah)?
  17. Shaddup you or I'll send some geese to shit on your lawn. We wouldn't even notice the extra bird doodoo down here among all the pelicans, buzzards and seagulls. (swan's, too!) (Hey Rick! ...long time!
  18. One of the biggest pain-in-the-ass weeds on the planet has the scientific name Biden pelosi. Ok, ok ....it's really Bidens pilosa. ....so soomee. Tired of picking stickers out of my socks.
  19. Well, there may be one witness. It is possible that, after TM escaped GZ, Jeantel told him that the creepy-ass cracker might be a homo rapist and he better get his ass back over to Zimm and give him a good old-fashioned whoopaaaaaa ...Miami-style (because Trayvon's not that kinda way). Not a bashing, mind you ...just a whoopaaaaa. Unfortunately for TM, Zimmerman misunderstood the culture and thought TM was trying to kill him.
  20. "The Boston incident confirms to the Americans ... that they are not facing individuals, organizations or groups, but they are facing an uprising Ummah (Muslim community), that rose in jihad to defend its soul, dignity and capabilities. What the American regime refuses to admit is that al Qaeda is a message before it was an organization," ~Ayman al-Zawahiri, 11 Sept 2013 Westerners just don't seem to "get" these concepts. We like to assign responsibility for these terrorist attacks or uprisings to various groups or organizations. (This group did this; that bunch over there claims responsibility for that; those guys had nothing to do with it but that other organization did.) We don't want to see (or admit to ourselves) how interrelated all this really is. Much easier to stick our collective heads in the sand and call some woman an idiot.