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have a little experience with this...will pm you ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

it is as you say when the sun goes down my friend bring out beer...party! we will have some fun with all of our dz friends see you saturday! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Tonight is not right! Saturday shall we convene Then we run amok Free jump tickets they shall give To bait us to play My costume is lame party's tomorrow? I have been away too long can't keep this stuff straight... what time does it start? want to know so I can jump then go get ready... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

perhaps if I drink lots of alcohol tonight partying I'll go to local dz dressed in skimpy maid outfit but must be drunk first ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

glad to see haiku forgot to log on early just now joining in I need to catch up write a few more good haikus practice makes perfect I have a costume but I don't want to wear it And be a French maid ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Yes, we've had quite a few hitch a ride home with the gear bag recently! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

There are spiders all over the dropzone that look just like that. They're harmless, I think, but I wish they'd kill the egg sacks they've left everywhere before the place is overrun! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I got all but the 2nd question; stupid mistake... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

If you want it to And you can make it do so It's just fine to rhyme FIRST haiku - that's beer Never admit it's your first But it's good haiku ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

LAWROCKET IS HERE! That makes my day better now Been sort of crappy I woke up cranky Acting like an evil bitch Just now cooling down... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I am a firm believer in "Buy it now" as well.:) I agree...nice little tool to use. However, also remember that there are extra fees when listing something with the buy it now or reserve price features, so you might want to keep that in mind when setting the price of the items you sell. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I want to go jump Wishing I was off today Off Monday instead ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

LOL! I like that one! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I wont even look at a listing that doesn't have a pic. As a seller/buyer, I totally agree. The effort you put into selling it gives it a higher quality, so pics are a big help. And when in doubt, start the bidding price low--you can always choose to put in a reserve price so that if the reserve isn't met, you aren't obligated to give the item away... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Come on, this is Texas people, taking a 12 hour dive gets you about no where in this state. Agreed...Houston is a 5 hour drive from here, and I consider it another country! I've never even been out to El Paso... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

That's actually a good idea to break someone in. I should try that. My boyfriend likes wine, and I can't stand the stuff. He seems to think it's immature of me, but I hate the taste AND the smell of the stuff he drinks. So perhaps wine spritzer would be a good way to get into it slowly... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

it is compelling because it is so much fun don't be negative ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

perfect weather here sunny, sixty all weekend perfect for jumping ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Good morning you guys Time to wake up - it's Friday Start the weekend off ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Yes, I know you believe in the Force...do you therefore believe in the power of duct tape? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

My boss sent this to me, with a couple of them purposely highlighted... Subject: Sayings of Zen 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes. **11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are a windshield. 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse. 26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. **27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11. **30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Are you two high or something? I've seen R rated movies that were racier than some of the lesbian porn I've seen. In one, I fell asleep before the "action" ever started; in another, the "action" came and went (no pun intended) and I did't even realize. I guess us guys are not only plumbed differently, but we're wired differently too

Wow, will you marry me???? Awww, I love you, honey, but I've already got my man...besides, if I was married, what would I do about that bi-curious part of me that, according to the quiz, I apparently have? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Lesbian porn rules!! Yes, it does! Better than straight porn any day. Is it just me, or are male porn stars terrible? They just act totally stupid. At least the girlies get into their roles!!! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Now you know.... I think it was the lesbian porn question that did me in...that's the only questionable answer I gave. But I thought everyone got off on that anyway! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!