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Which also float in water...that's why the Baywatch Babes made decent lifeguards; they were stupid, but they had their own set of buoys! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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The oxygen that we breathe is a molecule in the form of O2; single, unbonded oxygen atoms are poisonous. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Not if you are a blonde What do you think, 8 ounces? That sound better? I don't know--I have more hair than that! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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THE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS 8 POUNDS.
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Human females too. I've never tasted blood... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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The longest straight border between countries is the border between the US and Canada. If all the ice in Alaska were to melt, Texas would be the largest state. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Which would in turn eliminate unwanted odors within the plane! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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And 95% methane. Why can't we convert it into REAL gas? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Every 7 years, you are a brand new person; it takes 7 years for every cell to die and be replaced. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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I saw them doing the Blue Collar Comedy Tour live in Florida. Hysterical. They filmed parts of the tour and there is a movie of the same name. When they returned for the movie premiere, the 4 of them stood around and signed autographs. Of the famous people that I have met, Jeff Foxworthy seems like one of the few really down-to-earth ones. He told me he was just a married guy with kids and this was his job. A lot of their humor is based on stories, not just jokes. I also liked the "here's your sign" stuff. You're right, I've always thought Jeff Foxworthy was very real. And the fact that they ARE stories--even though sometimes exaggerated a little--is what makes it so very funny! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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2 and 3 are not square numbers. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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So it's not just pointless, it is dangerous to hold in a sneeze. Good to know. I have been saving all my sneezes so that I can focus them all at once at deliver the "mega-sneeze". I figure that this would be my super-power and I could get a spot on the X-men as the Sneezel. "Don't worry officer, the Sneezel has captured them. They won't be going anywhere for a while. They are temporarily bonded to the wall." ewwwwww That sort of reminds me of a cartoon called Puff the Magic Dragon when I was little--I loved it! One of the little "movies" (they were only like 45 minutes) was about the land of the Sneezes. They all had red noses and snot everywhere. But then the Giant Cook made them all some chicken soup and they got better. Hmmm, I wonder if Puff the Magic Dragon was created with puffing the magic dragon in mind... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Mike's is good stuff, especially if you don't want to SMELL like beer or are in the mood for a lighter taste. I also like Barcardi Breezer Pina Colada wine coolers every once in awhile (which actually are labeled 'flavored beer' on the side). ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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You can also save it in a bowl in the fridge, let it get firm, then cut chucks and fry them and pour syrup on it, or honey even. Learned this with Cream of Wheat before I was old enough to understand that grits were better! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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I'd rather see proof of this Oh, I think I've seen proof, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't ask my special someone to prove it again...and again...and again! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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hehe...good answer! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Old Milwaukee, if you're going cheap; but I agree with the Bud Light. Especially if it's so cold it's got little pieces of ice in the top. I can't wait for the day to be over--I could really use a beer! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Quote"remember the "Texas 7"? " Er, no, I don't. Never made the local paper, I guess. They escaped, and did bad things? Again? That's not nice. ------------------------------ Killed a cop and everything...very bad situation... _________________________ What worries me about the death penalty is that I'm a Budhist ------------------------------ In which case, although I'm not a Buddhist, and I don't understand much about it, I respect your views and would NEVER try to force mine on you! Again, freedom of religion, freedom of speech. It's a beautiful thing! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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OH MY GOD! So, you mean, I shouldn't have had that sixth toe that got cut off last year when I dropped my knife?! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Is it true that if they were washing windows on the top floor and change fell out of their pockets, a penny that hit someone in the head could knock them out? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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This is true. Again, another reason I ride the fence a little. I'm sure that being locked in a maximum security prison for the rest of their life is a fitting punishment, and there's very little possibility that they would escape, but I'd just feel safer if they weren't there at all. Look what happens when prisoners escape--remember the "Texas 7"? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Yes, you are correct. "Fixing to" is the translation for those north of you and me! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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I'm used to it, I guess...I mean, Texas puts more people to death every year than anywhere else, right? So, our government officials are murdering sons of guns themselves. I hate the idea that an innocent person could be put to death, but I like the idea of getting rid of the trash in our society as well. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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THANK YOU! I forgot the "coke" one. That is definitely important! However, y'all is no longer only a southern term...it has spread north and west. I've heard more people start to use it, and it's great! "Southern English" is becoming a widespread dialect. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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anti-abortion (although I won't condemn anyone for their own choice) death penalty - tough one...I guess I'm for it, but I still have issues that go deeper than a simple for or against pro right to bear arms - I agree that "arms" should be defined pro freedom of religion - otherwise, it would be like following a cult mindlessly anti-violence - I understand the need for war in certain situations, but I still don't support the idea of war ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!