txblondie

Watch what all you say he reads dz.com too don't inflate egos! getting a big head that would make him not so great depending on the head ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Nice one!!! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

he won't leave me home I will go to dz too mine are student jumps too expensive for him to have to pay for me I will still have fun skydivers are cool just to hang out or to jump he's a GREAT boyfriend ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Edit to add: one armed BLONDE woman! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

have a decent job but too many other bills to be paid this week ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

good for you andy keep up good relations there and all will be well! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

not jumping today but I think my boyfriend is need some money first! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

where is everyone no one's posting in this thread wake up sleepy-heads! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Eeewww......that hurt! How far did you spit after that? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

OMG! You mean all those M&Ms I've thrown away over the years WEREN'T defective?! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I got a late start Came to work an hour late I'm still half asleep! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

If you speed, you are part of the problem. Remember that driving too slow for the flow of traffic is just as dangerous... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Agreed. Of course, that's the case in SEVERAL situations in life, not only this one... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

A woman had had terrible luck with men and finally decided to place a personal ad, which read: I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO WON'T HURT ME, WON'T LEAVE ME, AND IS GOOD IN BED. A couple of days later, a man called her, and she arranged for him to come over. The doorbell rang, and she opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs. She was not happy, but she was desperate, so she asked him why he had answered the ad. "Well, I have no arms to hurt you with and no legs to leave you with." She nodded. "Okay, but what about sex? That was included in the ad." He smiled. "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Make sure you swallow it all and none leaks out! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Do I have issues? If you have issues, so do I... I used to count my bites, steps, breaths, literally everything in even numbers. I'm better about it now, but I still like to take an even number of steps! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Good one! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

dis·crim·i·nate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-skrm-nt) v. dis·crim·i·nat·ed, dis·crim·i·nat·ing, dis·crim·i·nates v. intr. To make a clear distinction; distinguish: discriminate among the options available. To make sensible decisions; judge wisely Based on the last part of the definition, though, it would be correct to assume we were "discriminating", but that it's not a bad thing. Besides, also note that I feel that ALL people, not just the elderly, should be retested. I see plenty of people who are NOT elderly who drive horribly, and I know there are occasions when I could improve my habits as well. And a simulator is a good idea. Funny how calling something by a different name changes the way you percieve it. Everyone should continuously prove that they are able to operate a couple of tons of steel at a very high speed without killing me or my family. I will be more than happy to go through the same demonstration. EDITED TO ADD: Notice how I don't care a bit whether you kill yourself or not. You can go ahead and get yourself killed, it's your right. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

If it was FREE (since I already pay when I get my license renewed), I wouldn't mind taking another driving test every 6 years when my license expires. I'm held hostage by the DMV all day waiting in line anyway! I think that there should be a regulation that, every so many years, you should be required to take the written test, and another for the driving, and that it should be required more frequently for senior citizens. I don't consider that any kind of discremination; it's for their own good. It's looking out for them as much as anyone else. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Damn pigs! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

No trouble; I referred to it as "an email" I received, and proceeded to explain the discussion...he thought it was pretty hilarious, too. My office is relaxed... So I guess what I'm saying is he didn't give a sugar! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Oh, man! Really, No Shit? LMFAO! Good one. I had to fudging explain this sugar to my boss when I read it and nearly choked on the coke I was drinking! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Also did you know that lack of sleep causes death? It takes around 10 days, and you end up dieing from massive bacterial infection. Yes, and generally 5 days without water, 14 days without food, if you have enough fat and muscle to sustain you; when your body runs out of fat it begins to burn muscle. It's refered to as "acidosis". ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I used to mix the plain and peanut and eat them in order from least favorite color to most favorite. I quit that when they got rid of the tan ones; it upset me greatly. So, now I put one in my mouth and suck till the candy coloring is gone, and let the chocolate melt in my mouth--it takes a very long time to finish a bag! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Don't you just hate shit? Shit that pisses you off... ----------------------------- Little shit (like bird shit) ________________________ Shit that gets in your way.... ----------------------------- Big shit, (like horse shit) ________________________ You know, all the shit that makes your life alittle worse. ----------------------------- Um, constipation? BTW, I'm having a great day at work.... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!