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You. Kick. Arse. Dude. CONGRATS!

There's a serenity and beuty in rock climbing you don't find in the more 'woohoo' world of skydiving. Hard conditioning, uncomfortable. Constant mental pressure and (for me) a constant thought occupying my mind about the consequences of falling. Mental discipline to keep it a bay, to plan, to execute. And to be bruised, scratched yet fully rewarded when you get on top of that cliff. To feel weary, worn out and old, yet feel on top of the world. Just sit there on your little piece of the world, all calm, while the world keeps on rushing towards something that can never be reached. Sitting there alone or with a friend. Watching the houses where people live, wondering how they can live without this. Going skydiving tomorrow. Without that I dunno how I could live without climbing. mebbe I should make serious on the threat of moving back to good ol' Sweden. So, 2010, El Cap, how does that sound? I'll even let you lead most of the way Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

My professional opinion? You're f@cked I'm an IT professional, so that may or may not effect my judgement Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Guidelines are good, coz you need not break 'em

If you like that, you're a geek, not a nerd. Nerds. Feh. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

I would HOPE so. Look at my avatar. Am a geek in my spare time and fly in an online massive multiplayer WWII flight sim called "Aces High". You guessed it - I fly in a german squad - 190A5's mostly. Avatar is the noseart of 7th gruppe of III/JagdGruppe 54 "Grünherz" . Nothing I like better than shooting the pilot who just bailed out of a burning P.51. ' Horrido! Amreekhan peeghkdokk is beink make death!" I yell over the comlink. I'm more comfortable being on the Bad Guy side. Hell, if I lived in the Star Wars universe, I'd be a Storm Trooper or even better a Tie Fighter pilot. Oh man oh man, and I'd get medals for killing rebels, given by Darth Vader hisself! Ordnung mußt sein! Am too ugly to be on a deck of cards, so I don't worry too much.

1) Smile 2) Dance with girls 3) Don't take anything seriously if it can be avoided 4) Careers are for people who're afraid of Life 5) The next person I meet might lead me to the best moments of my life 6) The fast life. Suck it up and follow through 7) Adversity is character building. 8) Pain is just weakness leaving the body. 9) Accept and be accepted. If others cannot accept, vote with yer legs 10) Find a few friends. Stick with 'em. The opinions of others matter not. Basically how I live, even though it may sound pretentious.. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Dude, you'll say this only til i get my arse to the US and pee on your tent in my drunkeness. Which I'll do right after I show you my bare white buttocks with print over 'em saying "Game Over - Insert Coins(s)'. Then you'll start wondering. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

I came close to that when I was 18. From 15 to 18 years of age all I did was climb (even in the winter. Outdoor. In northern Sweden.). Was known as the Moneky (but got that name before I started climbing, prolly because of my looks ). It's doable. Just need to move from flat Denmark back to Sweden. LOL it (the pic) makes ME feel like a fat arsed unfit son of a bitch couchpotato! I'm 5 10 140 pounds with not very much fat. Think he makes everyone look like an untrained git

You're a very odd person rebecca Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Some men will like them. Some will not. Most will look, if for no reason other than finding out whether they're real or not. Not around the crowd I hang out with. We're degenerates though and convinced that we're one of the last generations of Naturally Produced Humans. We're also sure that we'll fight a war against the Artificially Improved Genetically Modified people when they assert their percieved superiority. Well, the first part was true. That's as good as it gets with me. Because a *lot* of women define themselves not through themselves but through magazines. A lot of women doubt themselves and *assume* that all men like big boobs. Most do, but most would say that them being *natural* is far more important. Big boobs and stuff is things we joke about and comment when we're with our dudes hanging out. At home with the gf you better believe we're 99% of the time more than happy with what we get. Tits are hypnotizing, no matter what size. Tits on a girl that loves you are not just hypnotizing - they assert ownership over your mind . Generally that's not as intrusive and dangerous kind of surgery. Often it can be done so it looks and feels natural - hard to impossible to tell from the Real Thing(tm). There are also all the connotations that come with boob jobs - most of them being negative (IMHO). That might change in the future but here and now, that's how it is. If you didn't LOOK, I'd have your membership card of the male gender revoked Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Glad to hear it Amazon. I bet we'd make a kickass pair of freedom fighters. I'll let you sleep in the sewers waiting for the right moment to slip into the Enemy Stronghold while I seduce keep the Enemy Female Soldiers occupied. Glory is forever and all that Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Ashcroft is a lying arsehole and it's a wonder someone hasn't assassinated him by using nazi, communist or islamic terrorists and some big bombs and explosions There. Even highlighted the key words. Perhaps Ashcroft will invade Denmark to get to me and I'll get a shot at being a freedom fighter. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

I just use ZoneAlarm. Blocks them all and is a reasonably effective firewall as well. Very simple to use. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

I dislike fake tits. Unappealing. To me they suggest a person who is not confident in herself and has accepted a view of women that's demeaning. I like my women a bit more assertive than that :) If you get a rig, you're half in bed with me should you want to be. Don't let that scare you, though Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Forgot to upload it, it's there now. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

We all have varying views on beaty/functionality and so forth, as well as different physiques to work with. Given this, how would you have your body conditioned if you could take a pill and wake up with it being 'perfect' the next day? Me; I'm a skinny type who prefer functionality to aestethics. If it's functioning well I usually find it beautiful or appealing. My other passions in life are scuba diving and rock climbing. Hence, my ideal would be something like the pic attached. There you have strength, functionality and brutality all in one. That pic is just a distillation of coolness I'll have to hit the gym and walls for years for that to happen though. So, if you could change your body (within the limits of your own physique) to fit your ideals, what would it be like? Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

A thing I get not often but every now and again: "Claus, you're a very odd person". I can't think of a better compliment myself.

Oh yay, it's still playing in Copenhagen. A five or six hour trip, but methinks I'll convince my sis to go. Thanks for the heads up

Thanks for link Tonto. 'Old men' who can do Zodiac VI, (5.11, A3+) in 15 hours or less are worthy of all the respect I got :). 'Later' for now. Skydiving tomorrow. Life is good. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

You're en eehvl Amreekhan Michele! That is why you're not allowed to have such an opinion. Hope that clairifies things. If it wasn't enough, there's plenty more. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Bottom left. Click the second link to see it. The grandeur of El Capitan is astonishing. It is a wall that cannot be conquered - if one is lucky, she might permit one to get to the top. I've dreamed of a big wall expedition there for years but my skills are far from up to it, having mostly climbed 30-60 meter cliffs. Now with skydiving being my number one priority, I've put that dream on hold for a bit. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Nope. 100 million for possibly losing my life isn't worth it. CYPRES must fire. Must fire in time. Canopy must get inflated in time. I prefer to play the odds on this. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

Ah, well I've done multi staged flares on the Sabre 190. have to do it even with the new Navigator 240 (club rig) when there's modest winds. It's not alien to me. My plan is to do a number of jumps on a 170 I borrow off someone and if I feel confident, then take the Safire up on a day with favourable winds. It's still a long time til that though (next year). Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

You're a very wise person wmw99 (no sarcasm). Enough of this touchy feely stuff. One compliment a year, finally got it off my hands.