Girlfalldown

I don't care who ya are, that right there was funny! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Other than the rare hit of Shiva before bed, I do not partake. I do think it should be legal though. Come on! Wouldn't it be fun watching the pandemonium? All the really overweight Americans running around Africa looking for a Taco Bell... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Is that bougen...baugen..bowge...um...those pretty dark pink flower things that grow like mad and have thorns in them? We used to have those growing in our backyard completely covering a tool shed. Each year my brother and I had to cut them back and we'd always get torn up by those thorns. Still pretty though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I would move everyone in the US to Africa and move everyone in Africa to the US. Everyone in the UK goes to India and vice versa. Etc. Etc. Etc. Oh and I'd legalize pot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Since you're not real,why do you keep replying. That's like asking if someone jacks off even though they're a virgin. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't go. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh that's right. You've never actually seen a real girl have you? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

HA! I killed the thread. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's sort of like being at the dropzone. You see small groups talking here and there and you decide where you'll fit in. You listen to what people are talking about and if it's something you're interested in you join them. If they ignore you when you ask questions or make comments you move on (or if you're Stitch you shout out something childish and useless and run away). If you walk up to a group and try to interject with something while they're talking it had better be really funny! Otherwise you kill the thread...I mean break up the group. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yessir! Wait...I don't have any money! Crap. Maybe I can sneak into Jankybob's account when he's not looking and transfer some over to me. Shhhh! Don't tell. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Shouldn't you be driving right now? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I haven't shaved in a while. It's so bad that I have to pull the cats off my legs in the morning because they stick to me like velcro. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You guys are so cute. It's just vanilla body lotion. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Stop sniffing me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thank you everyone for your support, your kind words, everything. I love skydiving and it's all I think about but I just need to get my "groove" back. I do feel guilty when I've told people I'll be out at the dz and I don't make it. I also feel pressure when someone's expecting me out there and I almost always find a way to blow it off. Last weekend I was almost out the door when all of a sudden I began getting muscle spasms in my lower back when I was brushing my teeth. No previous pain. No reason for it. I called the dz, found out the winds were pretty high anyway and just stayed home all weekend. I feel pathetic. I need to jump. My mood changes significantly when i'm not getting my jump fix. I turn bitchy, depressed, frustrated. What sux is that i KNOW jumping will fix this mood yet I can't get my ass out to do it. I need an intervention. Someone to come get me early Saturday morning, throw me and my gear in the car and force me out there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Maybe it's just me, but were you jumping from a time machine or something? Ganja Or maybe he jumped Memorial Day weekend then met his wife the following weekend and never jumped again. Or maybe he meant Labor Day. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nope. Not doing that either. I am going to TF Memorial day weekend though. Maybe that will help. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes, it was on the floor. I wouldn't go digging into a porta pottie no matter how shiney the object was! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I found a Mont Blanc Gold fountain pen in a porta potty at a street fair in SoCal about 15 years ago. My favorite pen is the Pilot G-2 07 in black. I got the whole office using them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me? Organize? HA! I have a hard time tying my shoes and you want me to organize. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah I did that last year and I still have only made like 50 jumps on it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It wasn't offered to you so you didn't miss anything. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

June maybe. I hope. That's also part of it. I want to skydive with him. We've only ever made 1 jump together and it was at Lost Prairie a couple years ago, before we ever dated. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Bend Over. Here It Comes Again! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How exactly does that work? Is it sort of like a lease? Can we have Lawrocket write up an contract of some sort? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)