Girlfalldown

Skymama, Remi locked my thread for no good reason! Can you ban him? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We have 2 cookies left. Mmm I wish I could have one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Can we make this a sticky? Posters need to know the new rules. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's just the weed. You'll be ok in a little while. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Try editing a post and adding them then instead of adding them to a new post. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't see any proof. Maybe you're both insane. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Busted! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I flustered Skymama! Isn't that like a Double Gargoyle award or something? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I know you are but what am I? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What's that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You didn't send me a pm about this. Do I get to ban you no for breaking the new rules? It's like you're answering your own questions as you ask them! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

PM not sent. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The white panties get me every time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm not a troll. I've been doing this for years. I've grown at least into a gargoyle by now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

1. Reposts. Since we can't search to see if something has been posted already it is perfectly acceptable to make a repost as long as the original isn't obvious and on the first page still. No "REPOST" comments will be accepted during this period. 2. Private jokes. If a private joke is made that only one or a few would get and that person is not actively posting in said thread, please PM that person and let them know where it was referenced so they can find it and comment immediately. 3. Trolling. No trolling is allowed during this hard time. We've got enough on our plates trying to sift through each post looking for a reference to our name, something we did, something we want to do, something we'd never do, something everyone thinks we've done or would do, etc. Don't make it harder on us. 4. Greenie abuse. Greenie abuse will not be tolerated unless it's aimed at Skymama or Remster. 5? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

She was lying! I use that one when I don't want my boss to ask any questions! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't you guys have an "Animal Cops, ALABAMA"? Anyway, I found this online: Law § 3-1-5: Permitting dogs to run at large; applicability of provisions of section in counties and certain cities or towns. Translation: Every dog owner must keep the dog restricted to his or her own property. This does not mean that the dog may never accompany the owner or person in charge off of the property. This is also separate from county laws that require a license tag to be kept on dogs. There's something else about dogs that kill livestock but I don't know if it applies. I found it HERE Sorry to hear about your kitty. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We do it because it's usually just someone that's already known on here signing in with a new user name and posting something to get a rise out of us. If no one responded the post would just disappear to page two but the person would just try again with something a little more controversial next time. Duh. As for new posters, imagine being at a huge party. Lots of people you know, lots of people your friends know. All of a sudden someone walks in that doesn't know anyone and starts ripping on the decor, talking shit about the type of wine they're serving or baggin on people for going to the party in the first place (even though he went too). It's just not a very good first impression to make. As for the post you are referring to, I didn't read it so I'll have to go look but I imagine I'd just laugh too. I do notice when the older posters bag on the newbies just for asking simple questions and I think that's fu'd up. New skydivers come here to learn. If we treat them with disrespect and make them feel stupid just for asking questions (the same questions we asked when we started) then no wonder they end up lashing out. In conclusion, try to be nice to each other and get the sand out of your vagina. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We'll be in the city tonight. PM me if you want to meet up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me 4. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have 2 barbells in my tongue and I like to play with them. I think I'm going to go get some lifesavers at lunch today for fun! I can hold stuff between the two rings. I'm not sure what that's good for though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh my gawd! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Damn! My man was kicking some ass last night! Can't say the same for myself though. I need to quit for a while. I get too grumpy when I play bad. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No no no, that was a commercial for birth control. Trojan or Lifestyles or something. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)