Girlfalldown

I hope that's not true! I miss that obnoxious little bugger! He just needed a bit more training. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think it depends on whether you live with your significant other or not and if you're getting satisfied satisfactorally . I find that I do it much less now because I'm more satisfied. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Forgot to add: Valerian Root is really great for helping you fall asleep. You can get it at most health food stores. It smells like poo though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This is pretty common after an injury like that and/or surgery. I had a terrible time sleeping after both my spine surgeries. I was on Percocet and Soma and then they added Ambien to help me sleep but after a week or two of it, it totally stopped working unless I had a couple of glasses of wine beforehand. They tell you not to drink while taking it though so please don't follow my example. Anyway, something else I tried was "medical' marijuana. Pot brownies to be exact. Sometimes it helped but sometimes I would have to hide in my room with the tv down real low, totally paranoid that someone would want to talk to me or my phone would ring or something. I think the best way to go about getting your sleep pattern back to normal is to try not to get in bed for anything other than sleep. I'm not sure how much you've healed so I don't know if you can get around now but if you can, try and only go to bed when you want to go to sleep. Don't watch tv in bed. Don't even read in bed. Go to bed maybe an hour later than you would normally and just lay there. Even if you can't sleep. Then force yourself up in the morning at the same time regardless of how much sleep you got. It's hard at first but eventually your body will let you go to sleep when you get to bed because it's exhausted from getting up early. Good luck. I know how much recovery sucks but just remember that it will get better. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm not sure why but the image this brought me just totally cracked me up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Freckles. Soooo cute! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We accidently stole a dozen live blue crabs once. We were at a seafood market in the city and we had loads of stuff. We had 2 crabs in one brown paper bag along with it. Once it got rung up I'd put the stuff in the cart and didn't see my boyfriend at the time grab another brown bag that the checker had slid down to us. It belonged to the guy behind us but it looked just like ours. We got home, upacked everything and I went to put the 2 crabs in the fridge while I set up the pot and there was another bag in there. It was pretty funny to find all these little blue crabs staring up at us with confusion on their faces going "Hey! You aren't Juanita! We were promised a jacuzzi!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wait...let me fix this for you: -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Congrats! Looking forward to TF! Let's finally make a jump together! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

1. Guys only reply to each other with if they're trying to pretend their response wasn't sarcastic. 2. Can also mean I'm really fucking confused! 3. should be after every post that doesn't have to do with death, illness or injury (unless the injury is really funny) 4. in the weekend numbers thread can also mean it's no one's business if I got laid or not. 5. I don't know. I lost 5. 6. means blow job. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wait...restrain from what? I will not be restrained! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah baby! Why is it so fun to rip on Shrek's typos? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Stop yelling at me you psycho! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What the hell's a dram? I'm sure I don't have one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What kind of form? Like a restraining order form? I believe it's DV-100. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey! I didn't even know Shrek til a couple months ago dammit and I've been happily engaged for almost a year now! Stop that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

...but if they did! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I used to smoke a turkey for Christmas and Thanksgiving every year but last time I tried to find papers big enough they were out so I don't do it anymore. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What about pickled eggs? What does that do? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Same here. Every single time I see it. I was just going to post a new thread with that in the title actually but now I won't. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Pot. Kettle. Something witty. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It was long time ago but i dint want to do the thressome shit and she did so we broke up..Now were just good friends why is it that obvious You fucker! Ok, I guess the secret's out. I wanted a threeway and he was too much of a prude so I had to dump his ass. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No. I just met him and Brandy at the Dublin boogie this year for the first time and they were both quite gracious towards me. They even let me crash on the floor of their RV so I wouldn't drive back to the hotel intoxicated. This post really has nothing to do with me. I just find it extremely amusing for some reason. I would never call an ex's current gf or do any of the stuff he's talking about. That's just crazy. If you do find out who he's talking about PLEASE don't tell me. I don't want to know. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah, lucky me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't forget to turn the fan on and open a window. I don't want to see a post about you passing out from smoke inhalation next. Sure the buzz is good but the hangover will be awful. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)