Girlfalldown
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Hehe...what are you doing HERE? Fug-U. No, really...fuck me, please. ~ Loving & missing you. Whoa! (white's kinda easy to read Rosa) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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My ex-girlfriend says "where oh where has my thick and glistening man missle gone?" I'm all out of __________. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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If someone opens something up with the name Dildo Cam and doesn't expect it to be NSFW.... DUH!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Address please! I'm only about 8 hours south of you. I'll be there for Chicks Rock. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Now that's fuckin weird. And gross. Oddly enough, morbid curiosity is getting the better of me... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Address please! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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The patented numadic drilldo feels so good in Chopchops ass! Have I gone __________? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Twenty? This ________ is _________. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I didn't want him. Remember? Please Gareth, try to refrain from being matchmaker. You're frightening me. Stick with the insults. It suits you better and you're so good at it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I go YEEHAW and Yippeekaiayyyy motherfucker on my horse. Somebody _______ the ________! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Hey I didn't bump it! Bolas bumped it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I don't get it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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farts smell like roses! Who's got their _________ on my __________? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I was usually drunk at Rantoul when I saw you but aren't you brunette? Is that artificial intelligence?
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Go flick Playthings whistle!!!! I have a lovely bunch of _______________. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I would like to place my order now please. I dont want to be on some crazy 3 month long waiting list once you get started. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Fly for free? My ___________ is itchy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think a good swing would be more useful and probably get more use.. See pic Schwiiing!! I want! I want!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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FUCK! I'm off to ________ my ________ -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Thank you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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ON baby ON!!!! There's a ___________ in my ___________! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I don't have a million dollars. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Cause I'm a blond B..l...i...n...g Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Make cookies! Put your hand on my ____________! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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The rules are, you write a sentence, any sentence, but leave a blank for the next person to fill in. Then when they fill the blank in they write a new sentence and leave a blank for the next person to fill in. Got it? I'll start: I've got an enormous ___________! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)