Girlfalldown

Well whatever you do don't post the real thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

HA! Nice but I bet it's a magic marker in your pantz or something similar. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's only a matter of time before someone asks for it and I don't want to see it. Do NOT post your penis in this thread. I'm serious. Not even the hint of it through your pants. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Bummer -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh god. As much as I love the male anatomy I really don't want to see a bunch of ballsacks right now. You know I'll have to clicky if someone posts so please, be kind.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

yes, Vinyl is sexier but if you put it on a penguin it will cease to be sexy and probably force me to become a nun. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Byron's about 400ish miles north of LA. It's an hour east of San Francisco. I want a dropzone on Treasure Island. That's the island in the middle of the Bay Bridge. Unfortunately there's some law that says something like you can't have a dropzone within 30ish miles of a commercial airport or something like that. There's one in Taft which is in the middle of no where between San Francisco and Los Angeles already. East of LA is too far south for Byron folk though Still thinking.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

At least you didn't make them bondage penguins clad in pleather. That would just ruin it for me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You're evil and you're going to hell. You know that don't you? I'm going to have nightmares for dayz now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I only waited a week and 1/2 after getting mine pierced. It didn't cause any problems. So go ahead shannon, you have my permission to play with your new toy. Considering that it's been 6 days and I still can't suck through a straw I think I'll wait this one out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Why yeth I justh goth mine peirthd lasth week! Mine hurt and mine still hurts but it's getting better. I can't wait to downsize so I can speak normally again. Eating food would be nice too. I went with a friend and his is progressing a lot better than mine. I think I'm over cleaning it. Anyway, if you go, I hear that the places that use the clamps to clamp your tongue down and pierce through are actually less painful than the way I went so you might want to look for one of those. I went to "Cold Steel" in San Francisco and they are really clean and sterile but they dont use the clamp so you really "feel" it. It's all about the pain of the piercing and the rush right? Also you aren't supposed to "use" the piercing for at least a month or so. No kissing either. I'm loving mine more and more. I like the way it feels when I roll it on the roof of my mouth and under my tongue. I even like the metalic tastes I get when I gently touch it to my teeth. It's a whole new oral fixation. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm typing this with a typewriter right nop (dammit) now. Shit. Where's my white out? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey I could use a new bike! What do you want for it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Bye the way, NICE ASS!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Anytime...wait, what are you thanking me for? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

15/16 for me too! Must be all the transvestites I see in San Francisco while driving to work. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

15 years???? Must be worth reading then, I guess. ------ Or I'm just a reeaaallly slooooowww reeeaaadeeerr....... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's not about killing kittens and it doesn't explode. I should know. I just pulled it up on my bosses computer while he was gone and let it play for the last 20 minutes. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

just plain silly -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't care about first editions although I have a lot of them. I'm just anxious to read it. Heck I've been reading the Dark Tower series for over 15 years now and I want to know how it ends! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sweet! I bought mine a month ago from Barnes and Nobles and they just confirmed it was shipping out today! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I need a multiple choice here. I don't trust any one thing. I take the pill and use condoms but that's because I don't trust guys. Their always poking holes in condoms trying to get me to have their baby. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday girl!

You're just saying that cause you're trying to get in our pantz. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

zero:zip:nada Knocked off a liquor store, saved some small children from a burning building played in traffic a bit and found granny's lost kitten. Flew my black helicopter around some til I ran out of gas and had to make an emergency landing at the Jelly Belly factory. Same as every other weekend I guess. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)