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  1. Girlfalldown
    I just woke up and Deuce has me bursting out with laughter. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Glad I'm not the only one! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I've never heard of Sky Captain and a drive to Utah seems a little out of the way . I'll be in TF again the weekend after next. Come up and say hi! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    STALKER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Nobody to do anything with that is! I decided to take another weekend off and I get up nice and early this morning, shower, get my shit together and pick up the phone to find someone to hang out with... that's when it hits me. All my friends are skydivers! All of them are skydiving! DAMMIT!! The only two whuffo friends I have are either in a wedding or out of town. What's a girl supposed to do? Guess I'll go ride my bike in traffic. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    It would be freaky at first but wouldn't it be wonderful to find out he wasn't dead after all? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    such a lovely day sailing ships go gently by nothing better here trees bending from wind windmills turning round and round wait.....WIND? FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Then what would I use to.... oh nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Yeah I know. He keeps trying to buy me knee pads but I tell him no. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    No but my boss just walked in and gave me a chocolate bar. Then he thanked me for wearing the shirt I'm wearing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    You people are making me crazy with your polls and your sex tips. Can't we talk about something nice like puppies and chocolate and little winged fairies and stuff? sheesh -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Girlfalldown
    I've changed my mind on what I want to do for this company..... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    The perfect accessory for the horny, health conscious woman.... she has a nutritious snack, then uses it to kill some kittens... Did you see the little hinges on the side? I don't think so. Ouch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Left hand on the wheel, right hand down my pantz! Note that's not my normal position, just my favorite. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I've used the glow in the dark ones, they exist, but I only come in one flavor. Try cinnamon and pineapple juice. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Remember... size matters. In that case, everyone that wants to be part of our staff needs to send me (naked) pictures. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I think we should come up with a new kind of condom. Not latex. Something made out of jelly that doesn't breath, doesn't dry a girl out and doesn't break. It should probably glow in the dark and come in many flavors too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Well... I can import wine and saké or be the punishment administer ... which do you want me to do? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Wanna race? I'll win. You'll cry. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I don't know about other women, but I don't always want to be first... Maybe sometimes, but not always... What? I thought it was a race!!!!! I win, go home. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Girlfalldown
    I'm not saying when the best I've ever had was but I will say that I didn't have to say a word. I couldn't have if I wanted to anyway.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    HA! (I'm only laughing because you're post #69 in a sex thread and I thougth it was funny) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I break out the jelly bunny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Girlfalldown
    I'm pretty sure it's legal in San Francisco. Heck you can go right to the doctor and pick it up! I don't actually partake in the substance but it sure does smell good walking around pretty much any park in the city. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Girlfalldown
    Beta Free Edit: Now that you mention it, not being able to save drafts does suck. Bitch bitch bitch. Gmail rocks. It's great how it saves all messages and forwards and replies in the same area. It sure makes it easy to find out who you forwareded those naked pictures of your stalker to. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)