Girlfalldown

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  1. What do you call a dog with steel balls and no hind legs? Happy Birthday dude! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. So the Christmas orgy is at your place this year huh? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. WTF? I came to norcal to see you. I'm not good enough? You're not here now and I have no one to play spin the bottle with... booo hoooo hoooo -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Yes Mar, i'm still reading this. Was that an inside joke? I don't get it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. We post because we can't jump. Lucky you that you get to jump on a Thursday! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. I want a rangefinder. PM me for my address. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. I'm jealous that you're jealous that she went back to Chicago. I'm jealous that Val didn't come up to Norcal to see me too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Is it Pitt? How about Kilmer? Jeremy? Holmes? Come on.. give me a hint.. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. If I ever get married the guy is definitely taking my last name. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. You'll shoot your eye out!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. But you're the one that loses your panties...in the storeroom. At least GFD wears panties, Sunny... Yeah! TAKE THAT! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. I forgot to give up my clitoral sexuality. Love thy clit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. Oh great... for the rest of the day now I'm going to be fighting the urge to yell out "I am the underpants gnome" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Bitch. You will make me cry. Falling off the Cessna in freezing rain sucked. Good company, though. Connie was laughing at me too. Whoa! Deuce called me a bitch! AWESOME! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Oh by the way!! That picture of me laughing in the Cessna is when Deuce was filming a tandem and fell off! I was laughing as he flailed with a look of panic and horror on his face. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. He said blow.. You guys are sick...lol. Nah.. not really.. now back to freefall kisses.. Shannon was my second freefall kiss SIGH.. Alana was my first..
  17. Awe Deucypoo! I love you man!!! What a sweet post. Now I'm gonna cry. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Is that a threat or a promise? That's a promise.. DOH! I did it again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Hey that's not very nice! I know you're talking about me. I'm never posting here again! EVER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Hey how'd I miss this thread? Happy Birthday Val!!! Hope it was great. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Hilarious! Hmm, I think I was there in "your habitat"!...Lemme see?! Yes Yes I was Hottie hottie hottie!!! Apple pie shots are the best! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. My grandfather always had whisky with a beer back whenever I saw him. I think my grandma really did meet him at the door with it. My mom ALWAYS had Bud light (EWWWW) stocked in the fridge and there was always a can going when she got home. That and the bong. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. The answer is 42. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. When I was a kid people used to talk about the "three drink lunch" or the "martini lunch". I wonder how many people still do that. I work with wine and sake so there are always open bottles around but I just couldn't start drinking and then get any work done. (It's not like my boss would mind. He's cool like that). Anyway I was just wondering how many of you have alcohol with lunch and then go back to work on a normal basis. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. I've had alien dick. It ain't all that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)