Girlfalldown
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I'm way to shy nowdayz. Couldn't do it. HELP LEARN ME VAL!! lol -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Of if you scare him away? Or what if he bites your tounge and won't let go? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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But....what if he doesn't like it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I used to be night owl. Then starting skydiving and became a morning bird. Recently I've become a night owl again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well let's get fuckin crazy tomorrow night baby! YEAH! Dont make any promises you cant keep You callin me out? We already know I can drink you under the table old man. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well let's get fuckin crazy tomorrow night baby! YEAH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Awe bummer! Hope you feel better soon big guy! Lucky he has you to take care of him Weege!!
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Anyone notice how much this guy looks like dgskydive? It's eerie... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Just be careful Rosa. He's known for jamming his tongue down ladies throats when they least expect it. Maybe you should wear a hockey mask or something. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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On my day I'm going to have a big party just in case it's some kind of freak accident like an airplane hits my house. That way I can take as many of my friends with me as I can. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Surf!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Explain? Who told you? They did -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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jumping jacks. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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OH MY FUCKING GAWD! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a post! That is fucking beautiful man. I don't know if I would have done the same thing when I was a kid (and I'm assuming you were a kid) but one time when I was about 7 I was in the back of a pick up truck that was hauling sand from a beach to ..shit I don't exactly know where it was going but anyway I had to pee really bad so I just went right there in my pants. I couldn't hold it and I couldn't get the truck to stop so it was all I could do. I just sort of buried myself in sand until we got to where we were going so the other kids wouldn't see. The funniest part about it was that one of the other kids did the same thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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[drunken blather]I LOVE YOU MAN!!![/drunken blather] -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Wooo fucking wooo. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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YAY! Congrats Jaye!!! I got thrown into a freezing cold Delta in Byron, CA. It sucked. It was so damn cold I couldn't breathe when I hit the water which made my start laughing uncontrollably which I tend to do at the wrong times... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Damn you! You just made spew tea all over my screen! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I already know when I'm going to die. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You got to experience what it was like to be Girlfalldawn not Girlfalldown and the correct term is CREAMED MY JEANS. Get it right you French freak. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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How 'bout now? www.dropzone.com/chat -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Whew, that's a load off my mind! There I was, all worried I'd have to get a divorce and then marry you. No more worries! My wife takes my last name, so i just couldn't marry you. I guess this means I stay married and we just have sex instead.
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Has the bonfire become a desperate popularity contest?
Girlfalldown replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
tell you what GFD... Dress up in leather and heels, and we'll beg Hey I get paid big bucks to do that for real. YOu think I'd do it... just.. oh shit, I posted again... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
Has the bonfire become a desperate popularity contest?
Girlfalldown replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Well this time I mean it! Starting.......NOW -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
Has the bonfire become a desperate popularity contest?
Girlfalldown replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Fine! I'm never ever posting here again EVER!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)