Girlfalldown

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  1. I just slobbered. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. DAMN YOU Arthur! Now I want Krispy Kream donuts. Fuck. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. I think you misheard that advice. It's actually... Take vicodins and eat penis. You just blew the code bub. Now we'll have to come up with a whole new one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. DOH! Ya got me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. My feelings EXACTLY!!! Well except I am in his 19-21 year old age range. Should I be scared? No because you're smart. God imagine what he's doing to those poor girls mentally. He has no idea he could be fucking their heads up for years. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Wow thanks! I'll look for them.
  7. Yeah maybe that's it. I just feel like frumping and eating chocolate. If ya'll don't hear from me tomorrow send someone come look for me in the cracks of my couch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. I'm working on that one. If I post a lot tomorrow you'll know it worked out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. No problem! I have to admit, I am a bit of a schmuck! Those hot little 19 year olds I've been teasing are starting to get angry that I don't treat them right. It is usually their parents that flip out when they see their young virginal daughters clinging to a 40 somthing dirty old man. It's not easy to play the game but if you have a lot of money to throw around and a few cheasy pickup lines to toss out, I've found that these cuties feel very protected around someone of my stature. I guess I'm a bit of a father figure to them. Kdog Gross! GROSS GROSS GROSS! BLAH I'm going to barf. If that's your avatar I couldn't imagine having to climb up on top of you. Of course I'm old so you wouldnt want me to anyway but GROSS! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Something's up with me lately and I just can't seem to motivate myself to do all the things I normally do. I've been slacking at the gym, with work, even slacking with skydiving. I need some good motivational tricks. HELP! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Adam, you are the hottest! Send more pictures.
  12. $11000 That's all I want. edited cause I actually need more than I thought.
  13. OMG you are all on glue! I've had a mad crush on her since Square Pegs and I still find her hot hot hot. Ya'll just can't handle someone that looks a different than the average actress/supermodel. So she's got a big nose and the chicks wardrobe sucks ass but my goodness I find her amazingly sexy. She's got that "thing" ....
  14. OMG I love Bop It! I'm the Bop It world champion... at least at my house. I once got to 180+ and only quit because I needed a smoke after all that boppin. Bop It rules! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. If skydiving didn't exist I would play Bop It Extreme a lot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Yeah I remember that one. It was more creative. This one's pretty damn cool anyway. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. That is so unfair! I can't be there RIGHT NOW! Give me a couple days to book a flight or drive. Got'a give a Texan some time to get to Cali Jeez dude all that whining is totally turning me off.. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Bring your Katana, I know we can all fit! I need to break it in anyway! NAKED KATANA ORGY IN PERRIS! I am so fucking there!! ... when? Um... er...RIGHT NOW! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. I used to go to the Speedway a lot when I was a kid and watch 2 stroke bikes race around and when you walked over the little area where they brought the bikes in and out there was the most wonderful smell that would drift out. It was like gasoline and maple syrup mixed together. To me that is the best smell on earth. I also love night blooming jasmine and the smell of a sexy man in my bed.. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Bring your Katana, I know we can all fit! I need to break it in anyway! NAKED KATANA ORGY IN PERRIS! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Me 5! Me 6! OOH TURTLE POSTED AGAIN! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. dark chocolate covered potato chips. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. I haven't had a land line of my own in over a year and I have never missed it. I use my cell phone for everything. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. I had something similar happen to me in Vegas only it was with 50 cent chips vs dollar chips in my favor. Happened 2 times in one night at 2 different casinos while playing roulette. I wasn't going to complain. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)