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It's not porn. I've decided to change my naughty ways and become a nun only without the outfit or belief system. This is a sort of how to book for Sunshine on how to treat men the way they need to be treated. I'm going to need help on the title. I was thinking something like: He's just not that into you but you can use him for sex. Or: How to hide the body. Or: Women are angels, men are from hell None of those seem quite right though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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and I can't sleep. So instead I decided to write a book. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dude congratulations! I'll have a few shots for you right now! See you in LP with feather pillows and my jammies! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yes SIR! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You messing around with other women doesn't qualify in my books.. What about 4 women and a couple of guys? Is that cheating? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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But.. but.. but.. I'm out of town, so who are you cuddling with ? Are you cheating on me? Dude of all people YOU should know how much I hate cuddling! And yes, I'm cheating on you. Please see Kele's other thread. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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As someone who is currently on a road trip meeting lots of dz.commers for the first time, I must say it's an interesting experience... most are exactly what I expected, a few are NOTHING like I expected. HEY! C'mon man, I was seasick and I just couldn't drink anymore! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I'm just going to stay home and cuddle all weekend. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh baby don't be like that. You know the others mean nothing to me! It's you honey, only you. And you said I was special... Fine. No more lingerie pillow fights for you, young lady. Shannon, you bitch! Don't worry Remi, she's just lashing out. She'll be back. They all come back. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh baby don't be like that. You know the others mean nothing to me! It's you honey, only you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh baby don't be like that. You know the others mean nothing to me! It's you honey, only you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I have. Oh, wait, now she's gonna kill me for outing our secret romance. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't want all the other ladies getting jealous! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I can help you. Just come to the realization that everyone annoys the shit out of you. After that it's easy to be a biaatch! Let me know if you need anymore help. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Nope, just honest! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Why don't you post a picture of your ass and I will Let you know. If thats really your picture you look better than her anyways and if you said you would skydive naked with all that advertising stuck on your body you could probable quit your day job! I'm just messin with ya don't get mad at me!!! Jason That is my picture but it's just a good photo taken at a really good angle. I dont really look like that. Sorry, no ass pics for you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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He did retract it. I was winning too! Fucker. What do you think I'd get if I tried to sell space on my ass? I think since it's twice as big as that girls I should get twice as much. Don't you? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Beer Backpacking Trip -or- I slept with Flyangel2
Girlfalldown replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
That looks like fun! Take me with you next time! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
Alphabetic order people -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I have to confess. The skydives are rarely successful. Unless of coarse they are one of mine. It's pretty hard to F' up a magic carpet ride. Though it's fairly easy to F' up GirlFallDown while doing one. Well, considering the one jump I've done with you (while fun) wasn't really "successful," I might have to argue with this. At least GFD is already f'ed up this year and won't be jumping, so we won't get a chance to f her up (at least not in the sky ... I'm looking forward to seeing what the potent combo of pain pills and tequila does to dear Shannon on the ground if we can maybe kinda sorta possibly get her up to LP, that is). uh..scuse me kids but there is a very good chance that if I go to LP I WILL be jumping. Oh and pain pills and tequila are the least of your worries with me! BRING IT ON BABY! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I thought it would be fun to bump this old ass thread since it's Wednesday and it's pub time! So get your asses in there! PUB -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Hey Tallguy, Are you already making your list of bad one-liners to bring to LP this year? No repeats! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Do NOT remind me of that... ha ha.. Good times at the Prairie.. I can't wait to be back there The singing's one of the best parts! JELLO SHOTS!!!! I also really did enjoy rolling the rental car on the way back from the water tower. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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That's a definite maybe. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I am almost nearly completely in part possibly sure that I might go again this year, maybe. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I saw it when I was 10ish. Boy did that fuck my head up! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)