Girlfalldown

I have days like that! I recommend drinking large quantities of alcohol til you pass out. Sure you still have to deal with life when you wake up with that aweful hangover but at least you'll get a few hours of thinkless fun in on the way. Heck I might just start drinking right now! Happy hour anyone? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO~ Not only that but I think they all like to cuddle too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I prefer to be bitten but sometimes I just can't help but bury my teeth in someone's neck. Start with gentle licking then slowly bring it up a notch to sucking. Then add in some bites as you suck and the closer to the end you get the harder you suck. We're talking about nipples right? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You should clear that with my new-found wife first! Mar??? I hear you are cheating on her though Funny, I've heard the same thing. On a related note... Frenchy! Quit leading Piisfish and Roy on! The longer you wait, the worse you'll hurt them. Blues, Dave Hurt them? I see an orgy in their future! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Bite me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No! I don't want him! You can't not want him before I not want him. Or something.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I already did! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That wasn't a tube! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well hell! It's good to see ya anyway. I'm drunk enough for the both of us. Tell me a joke! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Because hell hath no fury... Like a woman scorned? Well duh! Poor girl thinks he's going to marry her so she has monkey sex with him only to find out she's been played! (on video) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Who's here? Who's drunk? Who's otherwise intoxicated? Why? Then go to the PUB -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Are you kidding? Men are the ones that drive around for hours lost because they think they're too good to go to a gas station and ask for directions! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't think Antifnsocial is trying to sell herself here now, she's just asking a question and since this is a public forum I decided to go off on a drunken tangent to keep her question at the top of the page. Besides, I don't think it's possible for most men to be faithful forever. There are exceptions I'm sure but I know more that aren't than are. Of course this isn't the entire world. This is just my experience with friends throughout my insignificant life. A lot of men just separate sex from emotions and it's easy for them. I know women do this too but I see it more in men. Some more blah blah blah. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We just ge to date and enjoy life? Why didn't I get the memo? Honestly, GFD, I think the idea that it's that simple for anybody is the real fairytale. You DO date and enjoy life. I know a lot of guys eventually want a relationship but most guys that I know will date a girl knowing they arent' the one and just enjoy their time with them for a while til they feel like moving on. Sex is sex I guess. As a man you were probably raised differently than most girls (I'm assuming). Most of the girls that I grew up with were give doll houses and easy bake ovens and Barbies with a hot tub and clothes etc. etc. etc. Then the Ken doll comes along. Then there's all the fairy tales like the Princess and the pea, Cinderella, Snow White, etc. etc. etc. All of them tell a story of a poor girl being saved by a night in shining armour or prince or something and lead you to believe that women can't do it themselves. That makes young girls think their goal in life is to find that husband to help take care of them. WTF is that? We don't need a prince. We're fully capable of doing anything we want on our own. I think we repress ourselves because of the way we were raised and it's time for that to stop. There's no reason for any woman to think she needs a man. It's all forced into our heads from childhood. Women can do/be anything they want. We choose who we want to be with IF we even want to be with someone. Whoa! That was a bunch of drunken babbling bullshit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think I got DDd from them too! I got 5 different DDs from boogies all over the place tonight! My stupid phone was on silent though so I just got them. I'm happy everyones out there having a blast! Miss you all too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm not a man but thought I'd chime in just for the hell of it and say: Why do you want to be with the same smelly hairy man for the rest of your life? You deserve happiness and that comes in variety which I hear is the spice of life! The whole wanting to be with one man for the rest of your life is a fairytale we're forced to believe because parents want their daughters to be taken care of. We are perfectly capable of taking care of ourselves now so why not just date and enjoy life like men do? Anyway, this is all going to be explained in the book that I'm writing for Sunshine. It will come with a free quick reference card that will fit nicely in a small purse for first time date references. PM me if you need any help before it's released. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That is some funny shit right there! I have no patience for people that don't take responsibility for their pets. Clean up your dogshit dammit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Can't you slip out the back? I'm sure they wouldn't notice! Ohh you should go to the front of the class and start telling stories like you did in Eloy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That was weird! I stumped him with vibrator for a long time but finally he asked me if it gave pleasure and when I said yes he answered with "Lord Vadar has read your mind". He didn't actually say vibrator though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Why on earth do you own a dog if you don't like them? That doesn't make any sense to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I love dogs and cats! I'm addicted to Animal Cops too. I just can't fathom how people can treat an animal badly. It makes me really mad too. On the other hand, I would protect my pets if a dog came into the yard to harass them but I'd probably use a hose or maybe paint balls or something. Shooting them's just mean. It does really irritate me when pet owners don't train their pets and then let them run around free though. (I still love ya Billy!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nah. More like: Men, we're just not that into them! or: I have a vibrator. Get your own beer! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hmm.. I don't really know Rainbo so I can't tell you yes. Rainbo, send me your dating resume. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

If it's a belly way count me out! We tried to do a womens way last year and as amazingly wonderful as I am on my belly (I kid I kid) I was the only one that didn't make it in. There's this great video of me sataliting around this almost perfect formation trying to find my slot. I got lost. Stupid yellow lensed goggles. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No worries, i should be over it in about 22 more hours. You are over it now! I need more help with book titles! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)